To once again demonstrate how out of touch I am with current celebrities, I don't know who Jordan is either. (Though I suspect this fake part has something to do with silicone.)
Again, you guess well. Jordan is a famous Page 3 girl. (For all those not au fait with English traditions, allow me to explain: A number of tabloids, but originally the Sun, have the third page devoted to a topless model, with a huge, whole page picture of her wearing very little and showing off her breasts, and about three lines of text which usually consist of some comment about current world affairs, though of course twisted into the realms of the seriously lewd, supposedly spoken by this model.) Her real name is Katie Price, and back when she started out she was a very attractive girl. However, over the years she has had at least three operations to increase the size of her breasts, so that they are now ludicrously large. They are now her biggest source of income.
But that is not the sole reason I loathe her. A year or two ago she managed to get herself pregnant, but the father wanted nothing to do with it. Any chance she had of gaining sympathy soon went out of the window, though, when she spent the next nine months continuing to go out clubbing, getting blind drunk and smoking endless cigarettes. She then has the gall to have newspapers print a sob story because her baby was born blind!!! We were supposed to feel sorry for her because of this! Call me cold and heartless if you like, but anyone who pumps their body so full of noxious chemicals as she did while carrying a developing child within her should not expect a perfectly healthy baby to emerge at the end of it. I feel very sorry for her baby boy, who will go through life unable to see because his mother could not be arsed to take the responsibility for his welfare. Even now you never see the baby, although Jordan herself is always cropping up in newspapers, snapped by the papparazzi with her new boyfriend but nary a child to be seen.
And what does it say about this woman that the agency responsible for adoptions in this country has, on numerous occasions, declared her an unsuitable candidate to adopt a child!? I think that says all that needs to be said about her parenting skills, personally. And just in case anyone is still thinking 'she can't be all that bad', when she heard that she had been turned down for adoption she talked about moving to another country where the laws would allow her to continue to be the irresponsible brat she is and still adopt a child. Not even a thought about maybe changing her lifestyle to suit her new position as a mother, oh no....
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"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views." The Doctor, Doctor Who: The Face of Evil.
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