I was listening to Jerry Seinfeld's "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" CD, and found this little joke:
"Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group, working anywhere in the world, today. Wherever women are, we have men looking into the situation, right now. We explored the Earth looking for women. Even went to the Moon, just to see if there was any women there. That's why we brought that little car, why would you bring a car, unless there's some chance of going on a date ? What the hell were they doing with a car on the expletive deleted Moon ? You're on the Moon already!!! Isn't that far enough ?!There was no more male idea in the history of the Universe, than "why don't we fly up to the Moon and drive around ?". That is the essence of male thinking right there."
Heh...even though this isn't related to the Moon conspiracy, it's quite hilarious [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: The Bad Astronomer on 2002-07-02 23:58 ]</font>
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