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Old 02-July-2002, 08:54 PM
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I was listening to Jerry Seinfeld's "I'm Telling You For The Last Time" CD, and found this little joke:


"Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group, working anywhere in the world, today. Wherever women are, we have men looking into the situation, right now. We explored the Earth looking for women. Even went to the Moon, just to see if there was any women there. That's why we brought that little car, why would you bring a car, unless there's some chance of going on a date ? What the hell were they doing with a car on the expletive deleted Moon ? You're on the Moon already!!! Isn't that far enough ?!There was no more male idea in the history of the Universe, than "why don't we fly up to the Moon and drive around ?". That is the essence of male thinking right there."

Heh...even though this isn't related to the Moon conspiracy, it's quite hilarious [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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Well at least it would seem that Jerry thinks we went to the Moon. That ought to count for something with the nay sayers. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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You might want to do a slight edit on Jerry's language before our host notices.
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On 2002-07-02 17:12, pvtpylot wrote:
You might want to do a slight edit on Jerry's language before our host notices.
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Too late!
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