I have observed some images of the moon and decided that for me, the moon represents a huge chunk of cheese. In my opinion the cheese is covered in a layer of dust, but even so, when I look at the moon, it looks like cheese.

I have taken an image about the apollo prigrammes and googled for image of cheese and copypasted it to the scenery. In my opinion, this supports my theory that the moon is made out of cheese.

In one scenario, if there was organic things such as cheese on the moon, someone might decide to make the reverse process of this and actually hide the cheese. I believe that NASA actually was on the moon, and the real conspiracy was the hiding of the cheese

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ith_cheese.jpg

That isn't cheese. That's just light reflecting off of the mylar on the rover. :wink:

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I'm pretty sure though, if we had a spectral analysis of that picture, we would find excessive amounts of calcium.

Ah, but an abundance of calcium does not make a cheese. [-(

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But if it is made out of cheese, it can only be American cheese. Lets face it, no one from Roquefort or Cheshire has ever been there. As we all know the only thing American cheese is good for is to put over macaroni. I don’t see any macaroni in that photo therefore the moon can’t be made from cheese.

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See? Flawless. Not cheese, friend.

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I'm sorry, but there is one researcher who has done intensive personal testing of the lunar material and has found that it is in deed cheese. His research has been well documented on film.

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You might ask where does all the cheese come from. Well, you know we live in milky way, hence there's plenty of material for dairy products. The milk comes from the cow constellations.

You know, astrology is based on false interpretetaion of of the constellations because they only see the stars from the viewpoint of earth. From some other viewpoints you could see the bigger constellations as cows and the smaller ones as rats, I'll leave the ability to milk these as an exercise for the reader!

I don't mind them hiding the cheese as long as they don't cut the cheese.

(My wife says that I'm a sad little man.)

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The thing that gets me with American cheese is that it's orange.

If the Moon was made of cheese, why was Jack Schmitt so surprised to find orange soil on the Moon?

No, that's just wrong. It is iron. Lots and lots of iron. Iron rich, hard cheese. Yum!

Correct. As anyone can plainly see, the Moon is a large, hollow sphere of iron-rich cheese.

In my next post I will show the truth about the true nature of mascons and how NASA and mainstream scientists have been COVERING UP their complete misunderstanding of these phenomena for over thirty years. But, here's a little hint for the open-minded: ever leave an unwrapped, uncovered wedge of cheese out on the counter overnight?


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Van Rijn, I sent you a PM a day ago. It's still sitting in my Outbox. Can you see it in your Inbox?

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Mak... [-X ( )

(I cannot believe that a thread that was locked after 15 pages can be re-born and get to 3 pages inside 1 day, without adding anything new to the argument. Man - the darned thing is like a Hydra!)

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white cheddar is beddar.

oh, and the moon is made of shropshire or stilton... kinda cratery.

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Per the wagging finger, I trimmed out anything that anyone could even slightly take umbrage at (not to mention penumbrage). Funny how a certain someone can post content that is meant to offend and insult us, but, well, you know...

Well, the original post was left alone for quite a while, but, then someone succumbed to temptation and had to reply. Blast!

Good analogy! Too bad we just couldn't cauterize those posts/threads whose content has been thoroughly discredited so they won't grow back again, similar to what Iolaos and his half-brother Hercules did to kill the original Hydra.

To paraphrase one of my aunts, "Snakes alive!"

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But I have yet to find any logical evidence on how a hard iron rich cheese layer suddenly floats over brie. That is so rediculas and amazig 8-[

Besides, you can't just oversimplify and count the cheesotons, you need to actually look for cheesy poof lines :roll:

But my Brie theory is so much superior. I have my photoshopped moon landings image and I have my say-so. I haven't heard of any iron-rich cheese theory to even consider neither of them!

This doesn't scientifically address any part of my theory. Look at the pictures! It's obvious you don't have a CLUE as to what you are talking about.

The whole Brie concept started with Laplace and has been unquestioningly accepted by main stream astronomy ever since. That is, until recently, when the Clementine, Lunar Prospector, and grade-school Europe missions to the Moon returned images that clearly show a layer of iron-rich cheese that is probably chemically identical to good old American Vermont cheddar.

I still await a scientific critique of this hypothesis.

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E=mccheese

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Well, at least all the european grade-schoolers are rotating so fast that it is actually quite revolving. This makes them dizzy so that they can't eat Brie.

*sigh*

You guy's are close but the moon is infact made of purple custard.

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You completely fail to explain why the detailed spectra taken by the European DFL (Détection de Fromage Lunaire) orbiter has given strong signatures of Swaledale, with 12-15% Emmental.

The levels of Old Peculier in the Swaledale can more than account for your supposed Iron content.

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What about the cheesy researchers that have films that claim no one has ever been to the great ball in the sky. Are they covered by nuts?

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I'm not saying there wouldn't be a layer of Swaledale as well as one of Emmental, but under those there are massive amounts of Brie and a small iron cheese based core where all the cow farms are based in the caves and where the whalefarmers don't live. I have repeatedly proven this with my say-so. None of the alternative theories seem to take that into account.

This thread is whey out of control.

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Actually, In its purest form, as whey protein isolate, it contains little to no fat, lactose or cholesterol. As a Whey protein, it is a natural, high quality protein from lunar cow's milk.

It is an excellent protein choice for astronauts of all ages. It provides a number of benefits in areas including low gravity jumping, climbing lunar lander ladders, cheese support, moonwalking, and general Michael Jackson mimicking. New information on the health benefits of whey protein continues to become available as researchers discover new applications for whey protein, its unique individual protein components and its total lack of dolphins.

I hope not!

I was gonna say! was that supposed to be a positive trait?

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You know, now that I think about it, this moon made of cheese thing is making more and more sense. For example, the old nursery rhyme about "the cow jumped over the moon" is probably not literally true, since it seems unlikely that a bovine would achieve sufficient velocity unless assistanted by some mechanical means. However, it may be evidence of a primal race memory of an early encounter with the lunar bovines. :-k

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maybe their so-called "moon jumps" were actually milk delivery trips for the ginormous (i've always wanted to use this pseudo-word) cheese culturing effort.

taks