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Old 07-September-2005, 12:25 PM
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Wink Martian Cover Up Plot

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4213706.stm

It appears that the Martians, which shot down the Mars Polar Lander (MPL), have attempted to disable the Mars Global Surveyor, which is in Mars orbit, so that it cannot get good pictures of the crash site. As you may recall, the Martians had significant success, shooting down probes such as the MPL, Beagle II, and others. The battle continues.
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Old 07-September-2005, 12:29 PM
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Interesting interpretation of the linked material...you wouldn't happen to have any evidence to back up that interpretation, would you?
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Old 07-September-2005, 12:39 PM
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Evidence

Obviously, Marvin doesn't appreciate us messing with Mars!
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I (just now) saw the "wink" in the OP...DOH!!

...so I "assume" that the OP was made in jest...(I've got to stop taking myself so seriously.)
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At first, I missed the wink as well.

I was going ask if the Martians are able to shoot down MPL in orbit, how come they didn't do something about the rover which is currently cruising around on the surface?

Never mind.
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You know of course, this means WAR!


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You know of course, this means WAR!
You surely mean WAR OF THE WORLDS!


And the rovers are allowed to go around just to transmit disinformation about Mars (counter-intelligence).
Those pictures are obviously faked by the Martians.
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Of course it has nothing to do with the fact the spacecraft has been in space for the best part of a decade.......

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And the rovers are allowed to go around just to transmit disinformation about Mars (counter-intelligence).
Those pictures are obviously faked by the Martians.
http://www.squizzle.com/movies/marsrover.wmv

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