UFO conference in Lima, Peru this week.

Wouldn't it be great to be there, armed with a baloney detector? One wonders if the military people involved with this had done an inadequate job of protecting their precious bodily fluids. Plus, was the reporter under the influence of aliens while constructing the sentence quoted above?

One also wonders how much of Freddie was removed to provide samples for the DNA tests. Now for the confirmation tests by a second, independent lab...

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Who is Freddy?

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Freddie. Read the linked article (it's two pages). We should all have such "friends"!

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Um, I'm almost afraid to ask, but this group doesn't happen to have a footwear dress-code, do they?

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What I want to know is, where is Freddie now? Why not just take 'ole Freddie on a tour of major cities? That would make it pretty difficult for the "shadow government" to say he doesn't exist! Heck, people would line up just have their picture taken with him, he'd have to learn to refrain from killing dogs, though.

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That is some grade A crazy there, top-shelf stuff.

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To quote Captain Kirk - "Why does God need a starship?"

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I suppose it would be to much to ask to have the alleged bracelet examined or to be given info on how those tests were made.........

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I see we're now out-sourcing the "Paid Government Disinformation Agent" business to Venezuela. Darn NAFTA! Darn it all to Heck!

Actually I thought it was awfully polite of Reed to take Freddy home for over a week, what with the whole torn-apart golden retriever thing. I am a bit curious about the people who can cover up an alien landing, but can't shoot a man correctly. Maybe they were being polite, too:

"Hello, we're from a government sect. We're here to shoot you. Don't worry, it won't be fatal . . ."

On the whole, I find myself very glad that Reed is a former child-developmental psychologist.

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I think his last two patients were Dylan and Kleibold

No, the darned thing would buzz your ear off. It'd be better to bring a truth detector, so you can nap through the conference in peace.

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LOL unfortunately Venezuela is not part of NAFTA, thanks for the thought though

Maybe that blackops squad was trained by Barney (who turned out to be the lowest bidder or somehing like that).......

Hear! Hear!

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