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| View Poll Results: Do you believe in these "myths"? | |||
| YES!!! *loads shotgun and heads into the woods for bigfoot* |
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11 | 11.11% |
| Absolutely Not! |
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88 | 88.89% |
| Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Heh, plus the fact that at certain sizes, the body would collapse in on itself, thanks to Gravity.
"Kink kong"? Sounds... kinky. o_O
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Well, I would certainly believe in Bigfoot a long time before I'd believe in the Loch Ness Monster (hiding a ten-foot ape in thousands of acres of uninhabited forest is a lot easier than hiding a giant prehistoric sea creature in a lake that isn't even a mile wide; also there is plenty of fossil evidence to suggest that we were contemporaries or near-contemporaries of Gigantopithicus, which was a creature very similar to the Bigfoot/yeti, whereas the chances of a plesiosaur somehow surviving the extinction of the dinosaurs and inexplicably ending up in a freezing lake in the middle of Scotland are somewhat lower), so it isn't a question of "YES! NO!" There are... nuances.
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Now, regarding the Mole People, of course they're real. I've seen them in movies! ![]()
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Two words: "breeding population."
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I voted no. But I don't like the "absolutely not" part. About 7.327% of me wants to keep an open mind, to believe in bigfoot and Nessie.
But then again, as R.A.F. pointed out, why have we NEVER found any remains? There's a lower limit to the size of a population. Below that, inbreeding will occur and extinction becomes inevitable.
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Bigfoot's best hope was the Patterson film taken years back that turned out to be someone in a gorilla costume.
Nessie has been around forever it seems. She's a product of overactive imaginations, hoaxes, and shrewd locals that know a good tourist magnet when they see one. Chubacabras are the latest rage and every dead one turned over for investigation has turned out to be a known animal .. unless you believe that covert US military teams captured a few in Chile a few years ago as per some woo woo scuttlebutt. My favorite non-existent cryptoid is the Mongolian Death Worm. This thing is supposed to kill from a distance and look like a giant cattle intestine. |
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Would that be the intestines of the fabled giant bovines (like Babe, the blue ox), or merely the disproportionately sized intestines of regular cattle?
Even more off - topic: One of dad's favorite stories is about cow intestines. It really doesn't belong in this thread, but feel free to pm me if you want to read it.
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Someone went through quite a bit of work to steady the "Patterson Film", that bouncing, shaky, Holy Grail of Bigfootologists video that purports to show one of the only glimpses of the elusive creature.
http://www.bigfootencounters.com/files/mk_davis_pgf.gif Notice his posture and walk. Is it an ultra elusive, never seen before or since, ancient primate, representing a great missing link in our evolution... Or a guy in a monkey suit? ![]() |
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