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Old 01-October-2006, 05:39 PM
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Talking HB quote of the day

Maybe we could turn this into a daily ritual...

From the Apollo 13 board on the Internet Movie Data Base, paraphrased for sanity:

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I mean look at the *beep* techology back then and look at it now are u kidding me..color tv's werent even out then for the public use.. we went to the moon in 1969 only once in over 40 years. With only one mission we learned everything there is to know about hte moon, i forgot americans are superiour to everybody else in the world when it comes to knowledge...NOT! being on the moon is like being in the center of a nuclear explosion. Millions and Millions of Ultra violet and other kinds of suns radiation is directly impacting the Moons surface...there is no spacesuit in the world that could save u from that. It definetely didnt exist in 1969 and it doesnt exist now..it probably wont exist for antoher 50-100 years probalby.

The hoax that we landed on the moon was a government scandal designed to manipulate the minds not only of its own citizens millions of idiots across the world that have no basis of knowledge what's so ever. Any person with a little bit of thought, knowldege, and research can clearly see the whole thing was a made up cartoon. if human beings ever do go to the moon which wont be for a loooooooong time I highly doubt its gonna be American.
Yes, millions of idiots with no basis of knowledge whatsoever...
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Old 01-October-2006, 05:54 PM
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Wow. I'm convinced. Please provide the link so I can see the raw form of this.
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Old 01-October-2006, 07:04 PM
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The "only one mission" and "center of a nuclear explosion" statements get my vote.
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Old 01-October-2006, 09:44 PM
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That guy is loads of laughs. In another section he wrote..

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The biggest lie of the 21'st century is thinking that we went to the moon!! HAHA Americans and the World are just naive and stupid to think that.

Being on the moon is like being in the center of a nuclear bomb..its IMPOSSIBLE we dont have the technology to go to the moon. We went to the moon in 1969 when color T.V's werent even out yet haha..helarious naive/stupid people who will believe anything their government tells them/fakes up!
heh, I wonder if this guy knows that mankind has done alot of amazing things before colour tv was invented?
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Please provide the link so I can see the raw form of this.
I just tried to google it. It is amazing how many webpages have both "loooooooong" and "nuclear explosion" on them!
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Old 01-October-2006, 10:01 PM
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For the link in the OP:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112384/...22942#55022942

but you may have to be a member of IMDb to see it..... free to regsiter though...
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Old 01-October-2006, 10:31 PM
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Uh, if color TV didn't exist in 1969, what were all those color NBC peacocks I saw? If anyone needs a reference, this website says "The first commercial television program on color film was an episode of Dragnet that aired in December, 1953.", though it does concede that "But it was not until 1966 that NBC became the first network to show the color we all now take for granted on all of its programs. ".

Particularly funny on a site about media, like IMDB.
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Old 01-October-2006, 11:11 PM
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you may have to be a member of IMDb to see it.....
bugmenot.com works too.

edit to add: wow, IMDB stinks! Every link I click goes to a full page ad, then you have to click again to get past the ad! What are they thinking over there??
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If you are logged in you can see the entire thread as "flat" which means that act like the normal board here, though since people tend not to quote who they are replying too (because they would usually be linked to that post,) it can be tricking reading on occasions.
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...millions of idiots across the world that have no basis of knowledge what's so ever.
Well, at least that part was right.
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Old 02-October-2006, 02:52 AM
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I feel there should be a page made to capture the more entertaining utterances of the HB's. A tribute thread was made for Moon Man (he of the "What is our atmosphere made of, that keeps the vacuum out?") However, gentlemen like Interdimentional Warrior and the recent Kilter need recognition too.

Sorry I'm not up to being these gentlemen's Boswell, however. I'm just not organized enough.
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That's funny. We had a color TV in the mid '60s. I watched the moon landing on a color TV (though obviously the lunar transmissions were in B&W). Electronic Desk Calculators were out, just expensive:

http://www.hpmuseum.org/hp9100.htm

Oh, that was in reference to the line:

Calculator computers were the size of rooms back in 69 and somehow we went to the moon in 1969 only once in over 40 years

Only once. Heh.
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By 1969 or 70, IIRC, networks had dropped the 'in color' label on all shows since they were all in colour.
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Old 02-October-2006, 12:10 PM
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If you want to talk about credibility, you guys lost all of yours among objective thinking people when you said you didn't see anything suspicious about the way the astronauts have been behaving since the alleged moon missions.
Objective <-> judging behaviour

(oh, and it's needless to say that on top of that the reaction of "you guys" was misrepresented in that quote)
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That's funny. We had a color TV in the mid '60s. I watched the moon landing on a color TV (though obviously the lunar transmissions were in B&W). Electronic Desk Calculators were out, just expensive:
A group of us watched Armstrong's first step on my roommate's color tv.

And - being an engineering student - about everyone I knew had a TI something-or-other. They were pricey, but student-affordable. From Wiki, "TI also invented the hand-held calculator in 1967..."
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Old 02-October-2006, 02:19 PM
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Default Fah! I will not believe you Disinfo Agents!

Fah! I will not believe you Disinfo Agents!

I know the truth... 1969 was ancient times when dinosaurs still roamed the Earth.

Besides, the Moon landings couldn't have occured in 1969, because the Ultimate Pinnacle of Human Achievement did occure until 1976 when I was born.
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Old 02-October-2006, 02:43 PM
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Besides, the Moon landings couldn't have occured in 1969, because the Ultimate Pinnacle of Human Achievement did occure until 1976 when I was born.
No, the ultimate human achievement in 1976 was that I graduated high school.
Ok, I'm going back to my rocking chair now.
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Here's my suggestion for the quote of the day (10/02/06)


From the Hare Krishna science website.

"The Vedic account of our planetary system is already researched, concluded, and perfect. The Vedas state that the moon is 800,000 miles farther from the earth than the sun. Therefore, even if we accept the modern calculation of 93 million miles as the distance from the earth to the sun, how could the "astronauts" have traveled to the moon--a distance of almost 94 million miles--in only 91 hours (the alleged elapsed time of the Apollo 11 moon trip)? This would require an average speed of more than one million miles per hour for the spacecraft, a patently impossible feat by even the space scientists' calculations."
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haha, and he's still at it...

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ahha "there wasnt one moon landing to the moon, we also went on expeditions" NO *beep* *beep* Any western country along with some Eastern countries can send people to orbit around the moon its not that big of a deal woopdy doo. I'm talking about actually LANDING PEOPLE ON THE MOOON *beep* god i hate arguing with stupid brainwashed americans, so ignorant and stupid they think they know eveyrthing!
hmmmm....
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Old 02-October-2006, 05:49 PM
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Oh wait, this goes completely against another quote:

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Americans want answers... you are not qualified to provide them (being that your IP comes from Holland).
And that's about it for quoting an admin without getting banned from this board.
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