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Old 14-October-2006, 08:31 PM
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Default I Wanna Make a Mockumentary About Bart Sibrel!

Okay, a buddy of mine has a gig working with all kinds of high dollar video equipment, and for the past couple of years he's been saying, "We really need to make our own film." I've suggested ideas to him, but he's only had a lukewarm reception to them, and his ideas have, frankly, been teh suck (and I'm being kind). Tonight, I came up with an idea that even if he doesn't like, I'm going to do my damnedest to make. It's going to be a mockumentary, in which we "prove" beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Bart "We didn't go to the Moon" Sibrel, acting as an agent of North Korea, cloned, and then murdered Buzz Aldrin in an effort to discredit the US government, when that failed (the clone didn't follow orders), NK was forced to set off a nuke, in hopes that will topple the US! (Yes, I am trying to "outcrazy" the jerk!) So, I'm looking for any suggestions anyone might have, or, since this is going to be a "NO budget" production, for volunteers to help out.

I seriously doubt that the film will be a big smash, but I think the idea's just too good not to do!
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hahaha thats hilarious
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Old 14-October-2006, 09:52 PM
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don't forget that Hitler survivied WWII and is running N.Korea from a jar that contains his brain.
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Old 14-October-2006, 11:26 PM
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Try to make it in the style of "Loose Change".

Then, see if a hard core CTer, like the guy that funded LC, picks it up and belives in it.

That'll be a hoot.
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but...Buzz clocked him good before they could transplant the code...
and now...

He's THE FUGITIVE making CLONES to distract the ENEMY MINE, to confuse the NET from the ENEMY OF THE STATE that would bring on ARMEGGEDON, to disrupt the PATRIOT GAMES...that created MOON HOAX, which CAPRICORN ONE had hidden within it's LEVIATHON in the year 2010, according to the SPACE ODYSSEY 2001 records. The ALIEN RESURRECTION...infact had a WITNESS to the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, precluding the PHLIDELPHIA EXPIERIMENT which had occured during the reign of MAD MAX.
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And don't forget to include Barney the Purple Dinosaur in the conspirancy to take over the world by making all people over 30 sick
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How about ASTRONAUTS GONE HOMICIDAL?
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