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Old 22-February-2007, 05:18 PM
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Default So what will we see in 2012?

I know there are plenty of 2012 threads here... but (unless it slipped past me) I haven't read anything on what we will actually see on this "doomsday". Will there be anything odd or noticeable in the sky?

Personally I don't think anything devastating will happen. While there's a lot of interesting theories about 2012... we've been through this situation before and we're still here.

I've read articles about how that day will be an "awakening" or "rebirth" for humanity. In the back of my mind I like to think that maybe this will happen. Now I'm not saying that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will come out of the sky and give everyone delicious gumdrops and jellybeans... but more so in a sense that many people will get more into astronomy and strive to venture beyond.

This goes back to why I am curious to know if there is anything visual predicted that would be slightly out of the ordinary in the sky that day/night. I think that if something visual happened and opened humanity's eyes... maybe our quest to understand the Cosmos will take more precedence in our lives.

I am now stepping off my hippie soapbox.
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Old 22-February-2007, 05:38 PM
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I know there are plenty of 2012 threads here... but (unless it slipped past me) I haven't read anything on what we will actually see on this "doomsday". Will there be anything odd or noticeable in the sky?
No. Please read all the other threads. We don't need another one.

This article has pointers to more than anyone would want to read.

Aw, I'm just gonna add to and repeat all those pointers every time I see a new 2012 topic.

So what will we see in 2012?
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According to the Mayans, what will happen on 23rd Dec. 2012?
More 2012 Nonsense
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Dangerous NEO in 2012?
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Old 22-February-2007, 05:46 PM
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Default The Olympics?

I'm going to go on a limb and say that what we will see in 2012 is the Summer Olmpic Games in London.

And since it's the XXX Olympiad it might get a bit racy. Know what I mean? Now what I mean? Nudge, Nudge. Wink, Wink.
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Old 22-February-2007, 06:47 PM
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I live in London, so I'm prepped for the Londoners' stab at winning the world whinge-athon about how much this is costing them. Still, we should also be poring over MESSENGER data by then so that's something to look forward to.
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Old 22-February-2007, 06:51 PM
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Ye Gods. My daughter will turn 15 that year. I think I have to lie down. (Thanks Gods my computer's right next to my bed, so I pretty much am lying down!)
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Old 22-February-2007, 07:34 PM
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Clouds, sun, moon, stars, snowflakes, raindrops, a little more carbon dioxide, a slightly bigger ISS...
In other words - No!
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Old 22-February-2007, 08:26 PM
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I'm going to go on a limb and say that what we will see in 2012 is the Summer Olmpic Games in London.

If the facilities are finished. Britain has a rather regrettable record of getting major projects like that finished on time and on budget.

I suspect we'll have a track with builders still on scaffolding, smoking, eating, scratching, whistling at the female athletes and calling for them to uncover certain parts of their anatomy for their appreciation....
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Old 22-February-2007, 10:22 PM
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I predict that the year 2012 will find the Houston Rockets champs of the NBA, the Houston Astros will win the World Series, and the Houston Texans will be the first host city team to win the Super Bowl.

Oh, wait... that would be a world ending sequence of events, wouldn't it?

Okay, then... rain, snow... what that other guy said.
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I suspect we'll have a track with builders still on scaffolding, smoking, eating, scratching, whistling at the female athletes and calling for them to uncover certain parts of their anatomy for their appreciation....

So you're importing American laborers?
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Old 22-February-2007, 10:57 PM
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I predict that the year 2012 will find the Houston Rockets champs of the NBA, the Houston Astros will win the World Series, and the Houston Texans will be the first host city team to win the Super Bowl.

Oh, wait... that would be a world ending sequence of events, wouldn't it?

Okay, then... rain, snow... what that other guy said.

What's really funny is I started writing "The Indians win their third World Series in a row", but realized that would prove it is the end of the world. If I had added something about Browns and Super Bowl, I suspect the entire galaxy would have been destroyed.
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The Cubs will win the World Series.

The Yankees will have the lowest payroll in MLB.

The Red Sox will be renamed the Poindexters.

Women will be allowed to pitch, catch, play the outfield and position numbers 4 through 6 in the infield.

All umpiring will be done by cloned computers, each of which has the same network name: Denkinger.

Each ticket office will have a loan office situated right next to it.


Yup, as the drunk at the bar in The Birds said...well, you know the rest.
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Old 23-February-2007, 07:17 AM
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Yup, as the drunk at the bar in The Birds said...well, you know the rest.
Actually, no. The library's copy was too scratched to be viewable.
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Old 23-February-2007, 07:41 AM
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MRS. BUNDY
Birds are not aggressive creatures,
Miss. They bring beauty to the world.
It is mankind, rather, who...

HELEN
(going to door leading
to kitchen)
Three Southern fried chicken, Sam.
Baked potato on all of them.

LAUGHTER from salesman at table.

...

SALESMAN
Yeah, birds. All they do is make a
mess of everything. Who needs them?

MRS. BUNDY
We need them.

SALESMAN
Not if they're starting a war.

MRS. BUNDY
They are incapable of organized
warfare!

MELANIE
Have you ever seen a jay protecting
a nest?

MRS. BUNDY
I have seen jays doing everything it
is conceivable for jays to do.
Ornithology happens to be my
avocation, Miss Daniels. You're
talking about preservation of the
species, a hen protecting her young.
There's a vast difference between...

MELANIE
Maybe they're all protecting the
species. Maybe they're tired of being
shot at and roasted in ovens and...

MRS. BUNDY
Are you discussing gamebirds now?
All birds are not gamebirds, you
know.

MELANIE
I don't know anything about birds
except that they're attacking this
town.

SALESMAN
Then fight back. Get yourselves guns
and wipe them off the face of the
earth.

MRS. BUNDY
That would hardly be possible.

DEKE
Why not, Mrs. Bundy?

MRS. BUNDY
Because there are 8,650 species of
birds in the world today, Mr. Carter.
It's estimated that five billion,
seven hundred and fifty million birds
live in the United States alone. The
five continents of the world...

SALESMAN
(muttering)
Kill them all. Get rid of them.
Messy animals.

MRS. BUNDY
...probably contain more than a
hundred billion birds!

DRUNK
It's the end of the world!
The theatrical trailer for this movie featured Alfred Hitchcock bemoaning the unfortunate fate of many birds and how they're mistreated by humans, while feasting what appeared to be a roast squab or small chicken.
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Old 23-February-2007, 08:45 AM
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The trailer can be found here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wb7gzn4hGs
Hitchcock was a wag...
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So in 2012 we are going to see a "The Birds" movie remake?
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(wag as in definition #4 on this list
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WAG )
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"Dogs and cats! LIVING TOGETHER!! MASS HYSTERIA!!!"

What?
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Old 23-February-2007, 02:16 PM
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I'll settle for RUSH doing a new live version of 2112........
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In 2012 Gmann will have to change his name to Q ball. At the rate I am losing hair, this will become fact not hypothesis.
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Old 23-February-2007, 02:37 PM
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