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Old 11-April-2007, 07:57 PM
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Mr. Ferro - I was trying to be ironically funny...
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Old 11-April-2007, 07:58 PM
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I have a book by David Niven that quite clearly states "The Moon's A Balloon"
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Speaking of soviets on the moon, I remember hearing about one conspiracy that said that the russians sent "midgets" to control some of the rovers and landers they sent to the moon, the didn't tell anyone because, they obviously were not able to return home to earth.
Anyone hear about that one, or am I the only one?
Ahhh, now I remember it was the kgb dwarf !!!! http://www.astronautix.com/astros/kgbdwarf.htm
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Old 11-April-2007, 08:07 PM
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A wealth of largely contradictory evidence, I'm afraid. I'm going to have to go with "crashed into the ocean and drowned" as the most likely outcome for her. May I suggest the chapter about her in Unsolved Mysteries of American History? It's well worth reading even if you disagree with its conclusions.
If that's true, it's still not "strange," though.

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Old 11-April-2007, 08:07 PM
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The KGB midget claim is exactly the inverse of the Apollo conspiracy theories.

Apollo conspiracists say it was impossible to send men to the Moon, so the samples had to have been returned by automation. But the Lunokhod conspiracists say it was impossible to operate an automatic rover on the Moon, so a man had to be sent instead. Hilarous: conspiracists are consistently opposite in their wildly inaccurate beliefs of what's possible and impossible, and in their unwillingness to believe the official story.
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Old 11-April-2007, 08:12 PM
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A wealth of largely contradictory evidence,
I used to be quite active with their mailing list and other activties, and my opinion is that their "case" (theory?) best fits the facts as I've read them. Of course they could be wrong, but at least they are attempting a scientific approach to finding evidence to support their theory. As far as I can tell, no one at TIGHAR is offering any "proof" of their theory.. they're still collecting evidence.

But this getting off-topic.

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You're all wrong. The Duchy of Grand Fenwich was the first on the Moon. I saw the movie in 1963 and read the book that same year. Well, at least the science is slightly better than most of the moon hoaxers.
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I thought the first guy on the Moon was some Chinese dude in a rocket chair.
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I thought the first guy on the Moon was some Chinese dude in a rocket chair.
Nah, Mythbusters busted that one.
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Old 11-April-2007, 09:16 PM
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Do you know also that Gagarin died in a "strange" accident on 27 March 1968? That his body was never identified by his family?
Ah, so not only do the Soviets win the race to the Moon, they stage the death of the national hero they actually sent there before he went so that there was no way at all that they could publicise their success, despite the relish with which they had trumpeted their previous successes over the Capitalist Americans, if he returned? Do you see how little sense that makes?

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That Tereskhova , according to her official biography , remained in hospital , recovering grom a "surgery" for almost a year? That Ilya remained guarded -according to Mohilin claim- one year in the sanatorium and Tereskhova remained one year in the hospital? What an evil coinsidence
It may well not be a coincidence. In fact, it could be just the sort of convenient event that someone wishing to fabricate a story about a woman going to the Moon and going mad as a result could use in spinning his yarn.

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The moon was of 13 days, almost full moon.Ideal time to work on the moon!!!
Why do you think full Moon is the ideal time to work there?
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Old 11-April-2007, 09:18 PM
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Swift, were you born before 1968? Did you watch somehow the secret launching by the Soviets?
Were you born then and did you see it?

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Do you know that two American agents in the early nineties- I forgot their names-have revealed the secret Soviet program for the conquest of the moon?
Give us a source or retract the claim.

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Do you know that Jodrell Bank observatory had recorded human voices coming from the theoretically unmanned space probe Zond 5?
Give us a source or retract the claim.
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If that's true, it's still not "strange," though.
No, not really--the more so if, again, you read the summary in the book I mentioned, which describes the situation better than I could paraphrase it right now.
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Do you know that two American agents in the early nineties- I forgot their names-have revealed the secret Soviet program for the conquest of the moon?
Give us a source or retract the claim.
Even if they had a program, that doesn't mean they carried it through or succeeded in it. It could have just be theoretical discussion.

That's why we would like the source, to see it's wording and context.

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Do you know that Jodrell Bank observatory had recorded human voices coming from the theoretically unmanned space probe Zond 5?
Give us a source or retract the claim.
How in the [expletive] can an observatory hear voices from a satellite in a vacuum from a distance away? And if it were signals, don't you think that an unmanned probe just might have some radio relay system?

Yes; give us a source, we want explainations.
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How in the [expletive] can an observatory hear voices from a satellite in a vacuum from a distance away?
Jodrell Bank is a radio observatory.
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Jodrell Bank is a radio observatory.
Yes, I was refering to the "voices"; thus the rest of my statement.
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Old 12-April-2007, 05:43 PM
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Do you know that two American agents in the early nineties- I forgot their names-have revealed the secret Soviet program for the conquest of the moon?

But two other agents whose names I have forgotten have said that your two agents were lying.
It's like the boardgame "Balderdash!"


In 1882, former CIA Agent David Townsend came forward with documents proving that the moon landing was real, but that the evidence of a hoax was also plated to take attention away from NASA's next project: a LEO troop-deployment platform with anti-ICBM capabilites. This evidence was published in the July issue of TIME magazine, but unfortunately archival records have been destroyed in an unreported fire. Mr. Townsend was soon killed in a freak traffic accidnet involving the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, and the location of the smoking-gun documents died along with him.


There. Ironclad evidence that we landed on the moon. It's gotta be true because we have an actualy witness who cannot be located or questioned, therefore cannot be proven wrong.

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Do you know that Jodrell Bank observatory had recorded human voices coming from the theoretically unmanned space probe Zond 5?

Why are you only telling half the story?
Because that's the only half he knows, most likely. Or because, obviously the other half is part of "the conspiracy". As all great thinkers know, "Mr. Windley" (i love how HB'ers insist on calling you by name, as if it makes thier points more valid), to prove something all one must do is pick and chose parts of reality and arrange them to fit one's idea of reality. Anything else can be ignored. I would have thought that you've been arround long enough to know this, "Mr. Windley" ::chuckles::
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The agents Charles Vick and Peter Pesavento, who analysed and connected all the puzzle’s pieces of information that were released by the Soviets, revealed that indeed existed an enormous secret Soviet program of lunar landings, the details of which were revealed after the fall of communism.

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O.K., I will be happy to admit that Vick and Pesavento appear to be resonable sources.

So what? All they said is that the USSR tried to beat the USA to the Moon, despite what the USSR later claimed (i.e. that they never seriously tried). Thta's fairly common knowledge now a days. What Vick and Pesacento do not say is that the Soviets MADE IT to the Moon
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Old 12-April-2007, 07:06 PM
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