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Old 16-April-2007, 02:18 PM
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Okay, I'm opening a pool as to who Proselenean is a sockpuppet of. My money is on Spock, Yul, etc. etc.
Better not, Don. This sort of thing has come up before. The admin have strongly discouraged this sort of public speculation in the past.

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Old 16-April-2007, 03:27 PM
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Oh okay. Thanks for the heads up Moose.
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Old 16-April-2007, 03:44 PM
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.... Further details can be found in my forthcoming book "Everything You Know Is Wrong And None Of Your Evidence Counts Because I Saw Something On YouTube About It And It's SOoooo Fake"
ROFL!
Oh, man. That reads like some of the 9-11 stuff; you know, like: "... the WTC was blown up by the CIA, there were no planes hijacked that day... " that I get into on the internet.
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Oh, man. That reads like some of the 9-11 stuff; you know, like: "... the WTC was blown up by the CIA, there were no planes hijacked that day... " that I get into on the internet.


It also reads like some of the JFK stuff, and some of the Pearl Harbor stuff, and some of the TWA 800 stuff, and some of the UFO stuff, etc. See a pattern here?
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ROFL!
Oh, man. That reads like some of the 9-11 stuff; you know, like: "... the WTC was blown up by the CIA, there were no planes hijacked that day... " that I get into on the internet.


It also reads like some of the JFK stuff, and some of the Pearl Harbor stuff, and some of the TWA 800 stuff, and some of the UFO stuff, etc. See a pattern here?
All of which were once, but are no longer, appropriate topics in the "Conspiracy Theories" section of this forum. Ah, the good old days!

Edit: I guess maybe UFO theories are still allowed, being astronomy related to a degree.
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All of which were once, but are no longer, appropriate topics in the "Conspiracy Theories" section of this forum. Ah, the good old days!
That's part of the conspiracy!
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Ahhh, now I remember it was the kgb dwarf !!!! ...
But a most-unusual, KGB dwarf. As I reveal in my new book, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Hollow Moon ($49.95, Random Chance House, video available for $20 extra), the Soviets solved the Van Halen radiation belt problem by launching a lunar lander filled with rubles. Once on the Moon the money was used to purchase the services of Bryson the Moon Dwarf, who then acted out the role of Glorious Soviet Cosmonaut. This took care of radiation concerns, since the "cosmonaut" was already on the Moon.

Once this mission had been accomplished the Soviets, as they did with everything else, covered it up and basked in their unpublicized knowledge of having staged a real fake attempt to beat the US to the Moon, which they did, as seen from one perspective. Bryson retreated back inside the Moon once his job was done, and today lives in luxury while carefully monitoring the controls which keep the Moon from spinning (there is a crystalline rod extended from the Earth to the Moon which must be precisely controlled) and paying close attention to Russian money markets.

BTW, for his efforts, Bryson was made an honorary member of the KGB and is rumored to be a prime candidate to replace Putin or the conductor of the Moscow Opera.
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Old 19-April-2007, 08:24 AM
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In 1882, former CIA Agent David Townsend came forward with documents proving that the moon landing was real, but that the evidence of a hoax was also plated to take attention away from NASA's next project: a LEO troop-deployment platform with anti-ICBM capabilites. This evidence was published in the July issue of TIME magazine, but unfortunately archival records have been destroyed in an unreported fire. Mr. Townsend was soon killed in a freak traffic accidnet involving the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, and the location of the smoking-gun documents died along with him.


There. Ironclad evidence that we landed on the moon. It's gotta be true because we have an actualy witness who cannot be located or questioned, therefore cannot be proven wrong.
What do you want, he'd be like at least 150 years old even if he wasn't killed in a freak accident.

Anyone still has a copy of the july 1882, (or 1982, just to be sure) edition of Time magazine so we can settle this claim?

But 1882 must be the earliest record of a moon hoax.
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Old 19-April-2007, 08:41 AM
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Time didn't exist in 1882. Not until the 1920s, in fact.
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No wonder my inter-temporal transporter can't carry me further back than 1923.
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Old 19-April-2007, 08:56 AM
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No wonder my inter-temporal transporter can't carry me further back than 1923.


Ah! it's not just mine then..
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Old 19-April-2007, 10:51 AM
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Time didn't exist in 1882. Not until the 1920s, in fact.
What a feeble excuse! Obviously, this is just disinformation to "explain" why the archival copies no longer exist.
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Old 19-April-2007, 11:26 AM
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Just in case you guys are serious, I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be 1982, not 1882.

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Old 19-April-2007, 12:41 PM
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Talking about being overprepared....

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Old 19-April-2007, 08:17 PM
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Just in case you guys are serious, I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be 1982, not 1882.

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But . . . but . . . 1982 is far too mundane! An 1882 article about a moon hoax claim and a "LEO troop-deployment platform with anti-ICBM capabilites" is far more interesting!
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Quite a risky HB claim. It takes only 1 person to own the july 1982 Time magazine to verify (...) this claim.
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Old 19-April-2007, 09:27 PM
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Quite a risky HB claim. It takes only 1 person to own the july 1982 Time magazine to verify (...) this claim.
Ah, but how do you know that was the original July 1982 issue? (I'd better stop thinking in CT mode. It's getting just a little too easy.)
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Talking about being overprepared....

There is, after all, a first time for everything.
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