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Old 27-April-2007, 04:05 PM
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HB: "No it isn't."
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Old 27-April-2007, 04:33 PM
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"It only appears continuous in LL5 because you conveniently edited any interruptions out that would prove it wasn't a continuous shot."

Yeah, I had to read that two or three times before I was sure he was saying what I thought he was saying. That's topologically equivalent to saying, "The rope only appears continuous because you cut out any splices that would prove it wasn't a single piece of rope." Um, okay.
Perhaps it was a Moebius torus rope, and the splices were obscured by the pass-through. Or a Moebius strip surface rope, where the splices are in the third dimension. Or the projection of a hyperrope, where the splices don't translate to three-dimensional space.

Sorry, but everything can't be simple cubes...

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"It's 6pm and time for the HB on top of your TV set to explode. *BLAM* "
How did he know it was going to do that?
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Reminds me of a Conversation I Had wiith a Creationist Once:

her - "It's Juust a Difference of Opinion!"

me - "No, it's a FACT, you've Learned Incorrectly!"

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Old 27-April-2007, 08:42 PM
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"I won't accept your proof."

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Old 28-April-2007, 12:42 AM
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How did he know it was going to do that?
It was an educated guess.

And now for something completely different, an HB with a tape recorder up his nose. . .
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The best way to describe HB arguments is this classic:

"That's not even wrong."
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Debating HB's is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon -- it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flys back to its flock to claim victory.
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i do not understand why people here have such strong feelings against halfbacks what kind of halfbacks are these anyway are we talking about rugby union rugby league soccer or american football
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i do not understand why people here have such strong feelings against halfbacks what kind of halfbacks are these anyway are we talking about rugby union rugby league soccer or american football
American football. Those darndable halfbacks! Not only do they hog most of the glory from the powerhouse fullbacks (in most cases) but they also don't believe we landed on the moon. Rascals!
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"It only appears continuous in LL5 because you conveniently edited any interruptions out that would prove it wasn't a continuous shot."

Yeah, I had to read that two or three times before I was sure he was saying what I thought he was saying. That's topologically equivalent to saying, "The rope only appears continuous because you cut out any splices that would prove it wasn't a single piece of rope." Um, okay.



Woo Woo logic is a truly wondrous thing......
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500 grams, though, right? (Roughly.)
0.566Kg = 566 grams. So apparently there was some (incorrect) rounding going on.
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In response to the OP, I offer the following:

You may recall with varying degrees of fondness "david", he of the if-you-don't-agree-this-isn't-a-757-you-are-not-objective loyalty test and three standard responses:
1. If he believed something, regardless of physical law or differing interpretation: "It's obvious."
2. If given references to data: "That's bogus."
3. If given references to witnesses or personal experience: "They're lying/You're lying."

Over on apollohoax, he has been beating his Apollo hoax drum, and invoked the legion of clear-eyed truth seekers who would rise up in righteous wrath and set us disinfo agents in our place, with several proclamations like this:

The lurkers and viewers are watching and judging.

Clearly he meant that they would judge him right, Apollo faked, and us a bunch of tools of The Man.

So I decided to run an experiment to verify his implicit claim. Ten posters* new to the board, or at least the Apollo subforum, have replied so far.

I invoked baseball's "mercy rule" after ten "lurkers and viewers" chimed in, every one of them disagreeing with david (or "rocky" as he goes by now). But (to get back on topic for this thread) the comments were especially interesting. My favorite one-line response, addressed to the regulars, was:

I think you guys spend way too much time fighting with mental patients.



*etac was disqualified because many of us already knew him from BABB/BAUT.
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Summing up in one line?

"I don't NEED to find out any facts, I already KNOW!"
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Best descriptor I've seen was by Jim Oberg who described them as 'Cultural Vandals'

To badly paraphrase Billy Connolly 'Talking to a conspiracist is like washing a handkerchief '.

OR - to cite the Big Yin again - in response to a conspiracist you could say "You should get an agent. Why sit in the dark handling yourself!"

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Another definition for the word vicarious.
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Those with small minds and little courage that are destined to accomplish little, yet try to diminish, denigrate, negate, and deny the accomplishments of the courageous, far-sighted, and truly great humans and their achievements of our time.

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