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Old 26-August-2007, 01:32 AM
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Wink Aquarium Earth set up to compare mind versus muscle

So I get 30 days here right?

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Is NASA hiding something? (no) Are there aliens on Mars? (no) Are there rogue planets that will kill us all? (no) Disagree? Post here!

There is a major disagreement raging between the inter galactic overlords on the value of muscle as compared to the known advantages of telepathic and telekinetic species and co-existence.

Cats and dogs were a simple choice but insufficiently adaptive or aggressive enough to prove the hypothesis so genetically engineered versions or the apes of this planet were adapted.

Both had certain amounts of muscle and brain capacity for survival however the major differences were aggression level to telekinetic ability.

Homo sapiens superior aggression without supporting telekinetic ability and Neanderthal more muscle adapted from gorillas and bonobos with the potential. Homo sapiens of course adapted from the chimpanzee and bonobo thus smaller but more aggressive.

When the time corridor is completed some time between 2012 and Newton's 2060 the experiment will be complete and the results can be digested by the reptilian overlords.
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Old 26-August-2007, 01:42 AM
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So still time to hold onto those stocks in Consolidated Lint, then.
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Old 26-August-2007, 01:55 AM
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Beggin' your pardon, but what is the conspiracy?
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Old 26-August-2007, 01:59 AM
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So still time to hold onto those stocks in Consolidated Lint, then.
Absolutely, this is posted in good spirit as I just realised there were valuable members of this forum that perhaps hadn't received the benefits an anti-skeptic can provide.

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It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

Oh, joy, joy, it's back to the Apollo hoax, Planet X, Cydonia, and Area 51, and all the great space and astronomy conspiracies of old! Quality returns.
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The aim is of course to show that the experiment has gone wrong and that due to brain development in certain advanced individuals namely Nostradamus that we are now aware of their presence at NASA but the information being offered is for deception purposes only.
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Old 26-August-2007, 02:11 AM
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...I just realised there were valuable members of this forum that perhaps hadn't received the benefits an anti-skeptic can provide.
Anti-skepic? More like Bizarro-skeptic.

Reading your posts is making the giant snake movie I'm currently watching on the Sci/Fi channell seem like a documentary.
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Old 26-August-2007, 02:21 AM
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Anti-skepic? More like Bizarro-skeptic.

Reading your posts is making the giant snake movie I'm currently watching on the Sci/Fi channel seem like a documentary.
It is all part of the creative mind tapping into small portions of the overall experiment. The human being has encoded within their DNA a sequence to make them unable to believe what they can't physically see.

Then just to certain there is a fail safe a second coding to fix their beliefs firmly on opposing issues to promote conflict, it all there part of the experiment.

Take the other connected mind Nancy for instance, hardly her fault that it is a higher mental connection with her same self in another time frame where she is unaware of the true nature of this experiment.
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I've read stereo instructions translated from Japanese to English by a Swede that are more coherent and contain more truth than this. I realize I'm compelled by protocol to make a serious attempt at a response, but ... cripes! I don't even think you could sell this as fiction.
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Old 26-August-2007, 03:01 AM
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I've read stereo instructions translated from Japanese to English by a Swede that are more coherent and contain more truth than this. I realize I'm compelled by protocol to make a serious attempt at a response, but ... cripes! I don't even think you could sell this as fiction.
Yes this is a problem but fully explained by the encoding of the genes by the overlords to make understanding of this sort of thing virtually impossible.

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Reading your posts is making the giant snake movie I'm currently watching on the Sci/Fi channel seem like a documentary.
This would be the 50 to 55 foot reticulated python that villagers caught some eight years ago, yes a good documentary, eats a few dogs a month.

Many famous individuals have managed to surface above the limits due to incredible talent. I refer to none other than the founder of modern science Sir Issac Newton for his incredible intuitive understanding that there is an expansion we can't see, now proven. As well as a contraction, a rotation and like Einstein the universe is infinite.

More recently an article in Cosmos the science magazine for crediting Professor Stephen Hawking as being the first to realise that there is an escape from a black hole via Hawking radiation. No one would argue with the brilliance of that and that the article specifically referred to his ability to see a solution spatially without the need for mathematics.

Others haven't advanced just due to a belief in altruism extremely brilliant but also due to damage but such as Nietzsche and of course Nostradamus who was incredibly talented as a physician before his prophetical ability was manifest due to the tragic death of his wife and child.

As for trying to sell this idea that would be unconscionable when the BAUTers can read it for free here.
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The winkies tell me this is supposed to be a joke.
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Old 26-August-2007, 03:51 AM
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The winkies tell me this is supposed to be a joke.
Shh don't give the plot away too soon, this is meant to be the mother of all conspiracies.

Incidentally when we discover the secret of time travel in three years time there will be a couple of attempts to send urgent message bearing teams back to the past to warn us of the impending war coming up.

Not the one we are supposed to fight over oil of course but the battle alongside the rebel alliance. We are part of a cunning plan to 'seed' millions of back-worlds with both telepathic and aggressive races to fight the empire.

1951 a look at those aliens clearly show they are human that have been reverse aged and hence the look of progeria but in this case from older humans and the affect of de-aging over a significant time frame. The agents that got back to 1998 are there from the empire to misdirect all scientific discoveries to prevent the discovery of time travel and advanced weaponry.

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Yes this is a problem but fully explained by the encoding of the genes by the overlords to make understanding of this sort of thing virtually impossible.

So how do you get around the rhamistat envelopment recitifier core I just invented to remediate the DNA encoding?
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Old 26-August-2007, 04:17 AM
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Yes this is a problem but fully explained by the encoding of the genes by the overlords to make understanding of this sort of thing virtually impossible.

So how do you get around the rhamistat envelopment recitifier core I just invented to remediate the DNA encoding?
Well this is the problem you see, nothing is unbreakable. So as the opportunity for a small group of reptilian scientists to get into a larger time loop only comes up every few hundred thousand years or so they do their best with advanced genetic technology.

Being reptilian they don't fare too well during the many ice ages and suffer the multi reversal of time effects like any other creature. So the idea was to have many competing races Terran and aquatic to develop before they expired.

The marine life is very promising, architoothus as an intelligent aquatic aggressor and of course the whale as the telepathic, telekinetic specialist. They didn't play too nicely together but stayed in balance until we ate most of one of the combatants.

We would have had competition from the Neanderthal but we ate them some 40 to 100 thousand years ago. The bone fragments found in their caves are a result of sapien encroachment the evidence is all there in fact until a few hundred years ago people were still getting eaten in some isolated parts of the world.

Now due to a shortage of telepathic dampening our own limited abilities are starting to show in the very gifted, and of course the badly damaged.
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Did I mention that the rectifier core has a silencer? And a cup-holder?
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Old 26-August-2007, 05:30 AM
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Did I mention that the rectifier core has a silencer? And a cup-holder?
And a cup-holder ...
How much do they cost and can I get a green coloured one?
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Did I mention that the rectifier core has a silencer? And a cup-holder?
Does it have a DVD player, so you can see what history was like before you altered it?

OK, I get it. That is the cup holder!




Meanwhile, Mr. Noonan, I see you're on something. I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class.
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How much do they cost...

Infinity billion dollars. Plus tax.

...and can I get a green coloured one?

Back ordered.
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And forthwith I propose Jay's Rhamistat Paradox: A given amount of hogwash may be deflected by either a greater amount of truth or by a greater amount of hogwash.
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*Walks in*

*Looks around*

*Backs out slowly*

*Closes door...*
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Infinity billion dollars.
That's the spirit, Jay, but I think a real number is in order here

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