Even worse is their tendency to see objects in ancient art and claim that it is "alien technology".
Puh-leez. The Maya glyph for "book" looks like a hamburger and I don't see them claiming that this mean the Maya had Big Macs.

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The issue is that they've convinced themselves that whatever they're looking at is special. Usually, when you bring that up, the response is along the lines of, "Of course those are natural, but anyone should be able to see that [fill in here] is different." They don't (and usually never will) understand that they're making a subjective claim.

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I'm not Jay, but the word for me:

Wikipedia: Provenance:

So if someone shows you an image that has a facelike object on the surface of Mars, and claims it means something, they should at a minimum, be able to demonstrate the origin of the image and that it hasn't been damaged or corrupted between there and your eyeballs, i.e. that it really is an image of something on the surface of Mars.

Once that is established, then you can begin considering just how facelike the thing on Mars is and what the implications of it are.

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Or in this case, internal consistency i.e. the face is obviously the same face copied onto different backgrounds. (I assume we are still talking about marsrevealer's prop photos? Thread jumping confuses the addleminded.)

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Jay, I don't understand what you mean by "provenance", in this context.

I'll agree with the Wiki definition: I mean simply the documented origin, for example being able to say, "That's AS11-39-5903, and I got my copy from the Lunar and Planetary Institute's online digital collection," or, "It's a photograph I bought from the Smithsonian and scanned on my home computer." In the art world it means a documented sequence of ownership that establishes the current owner's legal right to an art object (to discourage theft). In the legal world it means who has had custody of important evidence since it was collected.

In MR's case, his provenance for his photos stops at frame-grab from a television show. The producers don't remember where the pictures came from, and they can't be found in any of the ordinary archives. Thus the meager provenance does not support a case for authenticity.

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Yes, which is why museums try not to buy artifacts of "Unknown Provinance".

I can say "I am the curator of Roman antiquities, who are you?" in a scarily realistic British accent.
(Just thought I'd share that.)

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I was thinking more about Hoagland and the Face(tm) yesterday and wondered where he would even get the idea that something like that would be made artificially. Here on Earth, nobody has ever changed a landform into a monument on such a scale that it could be seen from space¹. Mount Rushmore, for example, is difficult to see from directly overhead at reasonable altitude. An orbiter can't see it at all. And Rushmore is one side of a mountain; it's not like a whole mesa was carved into the faces of George, Abe, Tommy, and Teddy...

My next question would be why such a sculpture would be built. Any ground-based Martian paying homage to the Face wouldn't even know what he was looking at...it won't look like a face from one side, where they would see it from. Blasting a mesa apart takes a huge amount of resources, so there should be at least a worthwhile reason to do so. I doubt the Face was intended as an interplanetary billboard.²

Which brings me to my next question: Building on that scale takes lots of time, lots of Martianpower, and lots of energy. Where were/are the legions of Martian sculptors on harnesses jackhammering away? Where were/are the (probably massive) blasts to carve out sections? (Or, equivalently, the massive laser to shave the mesa from overhead?) Why didn't/doesn't anyone notice a massive landform changing shape? On the scale of engineering mesa-carving is, this work should have been easily visible to an orbiter, and possibly even from Earth.


¹What would be the point? Again, it wouldn't look like anything from the side, which is all you'd see from the ground.

²Which renders the issue of "sibling" Faces, which is what this thread was based upon, moot.

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Because he's nuts?

Serious answer; Because he starts with the assumption that it's an artifact, and doesn't bother to think about the hows and whys.

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I've always assumed the theory is that it was put there for us to find, much like the "monolith" in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

On that basis, it would probably be a mistake to land a shipful of homo erectus near the Face.

I wonder what the facebuilders did with all the construction debris? You don't have to look very far at Mt. Rushmore, but the Martian Face seems to be surrounded by an uncluttered, level surface.

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Um... huh?

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what point?

have i missed something?

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Plus I second Captain Swoop's point, what is your point? Words make a much better mode of communication than just posting big images.

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Being one of the forum's few recovering "woo woo's", it would seem that I would be a little easier to convince with a provacative picture of what some would perceive as a face. However, I looked at the large photo up and down and sideways and see nothing but a landscape of rock with a few craters. So what is the point? Show me something I can work with or better yet say something I can hang my woo hat on pal--joe

I thought the photo showed a nude representation of the Elephant man with a bad case of explosive acne.

The only faces I want to see on mars are those of my friends as we go ride rented electric ATV's at the Red Rocket Mars Resort and Casino.
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I think this is the best image of Cydonia yet, as it conclusively proves that there are DOGS ON MARS!



Quite apart from the incredible proximity of two formations that resemble dogs, the highlight in the larger dog's eye clearly puts this beyond the scope of coincidence.

Note that the large dog has its attention fixed on the mutilated, miserable object in the lower right corner - probably the disarticulated head and torso of its favorite chew toy. I have ventured to reconstruct the object below:



Note that the face on this doll has been gnawed so repeatedly that it no longer resembles a face as such; it looks more like a collapsed mesa than anything else. Regardless, I am sure that the truth will out.

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Omniscient , that's a nice scope. Are you saying you got those Cydonia images using that telescope?

And I'm with everyone else, although the pictures are interesting, they don't speak for themselves- Can you elaborate as to what it is, exactly, that you are trying to say?

[ETA: Good looking dog too.]

Oh, oh! Can I play? I also see a "smiling alien," a "barking dog" and an "I'm not quite sure what it is, but it's smiling" in the bottom right. Here we go:

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I see it, I see it!! Jay, help me, the woos are trying to recapture me . . .

The problem is the picture as presented is upside down. When rotated 180^o, there are obviously a snail:



and a large bear.



Beware of Mars, Stephen Colbert!

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Hey there Omniscient. We are having a little fun with you because you did not state what it was we were supposed to be looking for. If you took those pictures with your scope, I am impressed. However, you cannot just drop a picture in front of us and expect us to interpret what it is you want us to see. Please state your point and I assure you you will get some serious responses--tnx--joe

Buildin' castles in the sky...

I love that song.

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Here is one of my favorite pictures from mars. Hale Crater. Some say it is compression artifacts. I just don't know . . . any suggestions??

If he took those pictures with his telescope, then he's privy to technology that is not bound by such things as Dawes' Limit, etc. Specifically there are no telescopes on Earth that could achieve such a degree of resolution of features on the Martian surface.

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