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Welcome, first!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song |
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The goal of BAUT is to provide enough disinformation to keep the public blissfully unaware of the arrival of Planet X, Artifacts on Mars and the visitation by numerous aliens in U.F.O.'s until our Mighty Space Squirrel Overlords can take over
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Welcome to BAUT, first!
Although Space and Astronomy are the overall theme, the purpose of the forum tends to be which one you are in, for example Conspiracy Theories, or Life in Space. Make sure you stop by the AboutBAUT forum and read up on the rules (we're stricter than most forums), and above all, make sure you have fun, and learn along the way! Feel free to contribute wherever you feel drawn!
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"I have this theory that the Apollo missions were faked when NASA found out that general relativity was wrong because the Earth was expanding due to the Sun's iron core being influenced by magnetic waves from the electric universe after being perturbed by Planet X and thereby causing global warming. Where should I start a thread about this?" ~ ToSeek "Those are the people that wonder how a thermos knows whether to keep something hot or keep something cold." ~ NeoWatcher |
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I for one welcome our Mighty Space Squirrel Overlords.
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Girl: Mister Darwin! The stupid people are breeding and taking over the planet! Charles Darwin: Tut tut, little girl, don't worry! I'll take care of them with my CHAINSAW OF NATURAL SELECTION! Ahahahahahhaha!!!!!! -QUeen of Wands 12/08/2003 |
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Best. Meme. Ever.
(Well... maybe second best )
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Carl Matherly Offical Battlestar Galactica Apologist Named Time Magazine's 2006 "Person of the Year" |
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song |
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No more school, no more homework...
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"Who does not know anything, must believe everything." Baroness Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 1830-1916 |
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You forgot Aurora...
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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol. Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that. I am human. Fully human. |
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Aurora was a bad leak.
It is so "obviously" real. We weren't able to clamp the lid on that one as the evidence was so overwhelming it couldn't be contained. If that datburned U.F.O. piloted by an outerspace alien that was not from Earth because he was from another planet and therefore was not human but an alien being had just smacked his indestructable U.F.O. into a steel water tower, we could have covered it up with a "swamp gas leaked into the water tower and was ignited by influenza from Venus" story. Sadly, he hit a wooden one and you just can't make a believable cover story out of that. |