In December 1999, the Israeli government actually hired psychiatrists to counsel the many pilgrims who had come to witness what they believed would be the end of the world and the second coming only to be disappointed when it didn't happen. I don't know have any follow up information on how many people actually needed the help.

Oh, which reminds me...

Since I'm apparently a paid shill, according to the nice individual I had the exchange with at GLP, with whom do I speak about getting paid? Evidently I failed to file all the proper paperwork when I agreed to take the job in question, or perhaps there was a glitch in the computer payroll system...the bottom line is that I haven't been getting my checks from Illuminati Central Command and I could certainly do with the money. Any assitance to resolve this matter would be greatly appreciated. <flashes secret hand sign>

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"Night time is delight time, it's starlight time and it's the right time for me." -Brian Wilson

Neither have I...

Didn't you know the whole 'payroll' thing is an Illuminati hoax?

So its not just me they are not paying.

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If it's just us, it seems like an awful waste of space.
Contact Carl Sagan

It's not a good idea to use the N word.

Dave Mitsky

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Chance favors the prepared mind.
De gustibus non est disputandum.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

I just saw this tonite-LMAO!!! I needed that!

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"One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts, because they can be made to appear so many different ways." -Karl A. Menninger

Yes, never speak of Noodles!

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Whatever happened to her anyway? Is her cult still alive, or has it dispersed to the ideological winds?

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

It has gone the way of her dog.
Not that she would care.
She still updates her site even though nobody seems to read it anymore.
(At least I hope so)

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"Who does not know anything, must believe everything."
Baroness Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 1830-1916

Hmmm. I'm an operative of MJ-12, and I get a nice direct deposit into my checking account every week (in pure gold, of course.) Plus the health plan is great: all the secretly effective homeopathic bottles of water you can drink!

Maybe you all should consider your paid disinfo agent options. I think we have some positions open. Oh, also I hear Torchwood is hiring.

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See? Because of me, now there's a warning. -Homer Simpson

Sorry, we extraterrestrial anthropolgists are not allowed to join secret organizations.
What does MJ-12 stand for?

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Majestic. Not sure about the 12.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

It's your basic government alien conspiracy stuff. This is from wikipedia's article on it:

Majestic 12 (also known as Majic 12, Majestic Trust, M12, MJ 12, MJ XII or Majority 12) is the purported code name of a secret committee of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, supposedly formed in 1947 by an executive order of U.S. President Harry S. Truman. The purpose was to investigate UFO activity in the aftermath of the Roswell incident, the purported crash of an alien spaceship near Roswell, New Mexico, in July 1947. This alleged committee is an important part of the UFO conspiracy theory of an ongoing government cover up of UFO information.

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I say there is an invisible elf in my backyard. How do you prove that I am wrong?

Disclaimer: Avatar is not an official NASA image and does not imply any specific interplanetary or interstellar capability.

The Leif Ericson Cruiser

MJ12 sent me to Planet X for a recon. It was fluff(y).

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All civilizations become either spacefaring or extinct.~ Carl Sagan ~

Humanity must rise above the Earth, to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only then will we fully understand the world in which we live.~Socrates, 500 B.C. ~

Let every man judge according to his own standards, by what he has himself read, not by what others tell him. ~Albert Einstein~

Look what I just removed from Wikipedia:

I must admit I am curious as to where those giant skeletons came from...

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

for those that arent aware, N that must not be mentioned still has weekly `zetachats' on godlike- but the few faithful's left are of a very low caliber indeed

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Surely if you are going to start a conspiracy theory it is best to start with something that might have a grain of truth or reality in it. To start with the preposterous and go downhill from there is just stupid. steve(primus) (Avatar)

Ye Gods. When did unnecessary quotation marks get to be part of woo grammar?

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

I'm not sure what that video was for. The Pole Shift woo, the Planet X Woo, the Scientology Woo. . .

However one thing I found extreamly funny, was when they superimposed Emperor Palpatine's Sith cloak over the Pope. I'm sure they didn't intend that to be humorous but i got a good laugh from it.

Having been involved in real conspiracy, I can say without a doubt say that they rarely go undiscovered. Even if no one involved in it talks, someone eventualy gets sloopy and evidence is lost into the hands of intrested people.

The amount of supression that CT's say is going on, is just completely unrealistic to any one, or anything to accomplish. Random chance alone dictacts there would be a SNAFU and any conspiracy would get exposed.

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"There is no problem that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives" - US Army Demolitions School

http://worldsofothersuns.home.comcast.net/

Hang on!

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Bring back Firefly!

"It is quite clear that Occam's razor does not sharpen in your pyramid." (Nicolas)

"Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." (Paul Simon)