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Old 09-December-2007, 09:22 PM
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Always been kind of worried about the whole 2012 thing and have been reading alot of things claiming that it is actually in 2007 that the Grand Conjunction is happening.

It's going to happen on 23rd December supposedly.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage471098/pg1
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage469095/pg1

Can anyone put my mind at ease?
It does look like a cross if you check it on this. http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/Solar
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Old 10-December-2007, 01:09 PM
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Here ya go man, I've been there
This talks about what you are talking about, and btw, I would not trust a site like GLP when you're looking for answers

This What Year are we in link should explain it.

Oh and if you keep scrolling down, there's a HUGE selection of links posted by binary man about all this 2012 stuff, reading up on it will ease your mind.

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What grand conjunction might that be?

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It does look like a cross if you check it on this.
I don't think it looks much like a cross, but if you put in 2012, it looks like a pool table!(new ct anyone?)
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Old 10-December-2007, 01:16 PM
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Can anyone put my mind at ease?
Yes.

Check out this thread, and wherever you see 2012, think 2007. It's pretty much the same math.

The short answer is that the moon alters its pull on us, every month. And the change in that pull is more than ten times the strength of every other planet put together.

The doomsmiths cry about "grand conjunctions" every two or three years. And they'll keep moving the goalposts every time reality utterly ignores them.
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Old 10-December-2007, 01:23 PM
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It does look like a cross if you check it on this. http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/Solar
Doesn't look very cross-like to me. The angles are way off, and where's Neptune fitting into the cross?

It's all rubbish. Nothing out of the ordinary will happen, any more than it did last time some great cosmic conjunction was announced, or the time before that, or the time before that. Anyone recall the great harmonic concordance of 2003, in which they had to include a piddling little lump of ice called Chiron just to make the sixth point of a hexagon?
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In short.
Forget GLP and see a neurologist after visiting there,
maybe such a specialist can save your brain from committing suicide.

Jason, yes I remeber that 18+ magnitude piece of ice somewhere far out there.
If those count I could build conjunctions consiting of 1000+ objects showing complex builings...
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Old 10-December-2007, 02:52 PM
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Why would you be scared???

We have Grand Conjunctions every decade (last one was in 2002.... did the world explode then???)

People don't understand just how TINY we are in the grand scheme of things... the mass of all the planets lining up on one side of the Solar System is NOTHING. The gravitational pull of you brushing close to a wall is much much larger but you don't go flinging off into space every time you come close to something....
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Wow, a GLP scare. That's...uh, not really unusual at all. I'd say that those GLP folks just can't hold it until 2012 so they looked for a way to bump it up and latched onto the John Walker's gadget...er, orrery.

Nevermind that GLP nonsense. Have a read up at John's site. He has a lot of good stuff there. I recommend Homeplanet. It has one of those clocks that shows where day and night are, a sky map and it has coocoo clock built in. He has tons of other stuff there too.

And be sure to visit the Titanium Cranium.

EDITATION: It doesn't look scary to scale.



You want scary? We were out in space...ALONE in March of 2000. We survived though.

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The best way to put your mind at ease, dear OP'er, is to not blindly buy into these claims, or any other claims. Think through everything for yourself.

Give me some time and I can make a pretty convincing argument that the cottage cheese industry is a front for some secret world-government, and that they are on the verge of hatching their plan to "cleanse the earth of the unworthy". At least, it would be pretty convincing solong as you don't look into the claims any further, or question any of my rationalization and motives.

Be skeptic, think for yourself, and always remember that just becase someone calls something a fact, that doesn't mean it is one.
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I know someone already steered the OP to this content, but I have this strange compulsion to include it in every new 2012 topic. If the string is broken, disaster may befall us. See also...

2003 no, 2012 si
2012
Pole shift / Planetary alignment 2012?
2012 alignment question
about the Mayan 2012 item
2012 Debunking?
Possible asteroid impact in 2012?
2012 asteroid?
We don't have to worry about 2012!
More on 2012 from India Daily
2012 Completion of conspiracy?
Here's what's REALLY going to happen in 2012...
crop circles, Planet X and 2012
Planet X, crop circles and 2012 cataclysma
According to the Mayans, what will happen on 23rd Dec. 2012?
More 2012 Nonsense
NEO 2012?
Dangerous NEO in 2012?
Christmas 2012
2012 mayan calender end of world
Regarding the supposed polar shift/new ice age in 2012
New 2012 threat?
2012 look at this thing on the sun
Russian Expert Predicts Global Cooling from 2012
Pole shift idea origins
Dec 20 2012
2012 Stuff
Horizon Project-New End of World Scare?
Date: December 21st 2012
Earth passing thru Galactic center in 2012 - didn't that already happen?
2012: What do you think well happen (if anything)
So what will we see in 2012?
Galactic Tsunami?
Plane of the ecliptic of the galaxy?
Earth's Magnetic Field & 2012
2012?
Any truth to this?
How can the sun be aligned with Galactic centre?
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Planet X Official Advertisement
What year are we in
Quick question about the sun
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2007 = 2012
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I predict that the world will come to an end on December 23, 2012, when 01101001's list of previous threads on 2012 reaches a critical mass of links, causing an Informational Black Hole to form and sucks the Earth right into the Internet. The graph below shows the number of links as a function of time and proves my point.

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Son-of-a...you just might be onto somethign Swift. Guess I should get back to work on my anti-blackhole bunker.
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I can make an airtight convincing argument that the cottage cheese industry is a front for the secret world-government, and that they are on the verge of hatching their plan to "cleanse the earth of the unworthy".

I like the way you think...do have a website or pamphlet that I can subscribe to?

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Old 10-December-2007, 05:33 PM
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Man, I was going to spend my Christmas with my friends. Looks like my plans are being thwarted once again.
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Man, I was going to spend my Christmas with my friends. Looks like my plans are being thwarted once again.
I've booked an expensive restauant for the 23rd. Will the world be OK until at least after lunch?
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Depends, how much are you willing to pay for said subscription?
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Old 10-December-2007, 07:59 PM
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I dunno what the going rates are...try researching out what they are over at GLP (I just want you to hurt your brain by loggin on there. HA!)

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Give me some time and I can make a pretty convincing argument that the cottage cheese industry is a front for some secret world-government, and that they are on the verge of hatching their plan to "cleanse the earth of the unworthy". At least, it would be pretty convincing solong as you don't look into the claims any further, or question any of my rationalization and motives.
Discussion about the cottage cheese conspiracy.

Apparently, there is also a cream cheese conspiracy.
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Discussion about the cottage cheese conspiracy.

Apparently, there is also a cream cheese conspiracy.
Perfect, some corroborating evidence! Sadly, I cannot share any profit gained by this knowledge, as I am morally opposed to putting your life in the danger that I have placed myself in by uncovering this conspiracy.

Rest assured your help in fact finding is appreciated.
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A central Ohio man was killed earlier today as he drove South on I-71, just south of Columbus. He was killed when a 43 ton load of cottage cheese was dumped from a passing semi-trailer and buried his car. Rescuers from three area fire departments responded, but were unable to rescue the unidentified man before he suffocated. The State Police are investigating.
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It's going to happen on 23rd December supposedly.
Ahh - my 29th birthday. Always had a suspicion that I was the second coming.

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Discussion about the cottage cheese conspiracy.

Apparently, there is also a cream cheese conspiracy.
I was once a member of the Cheese Liberation Front (CLF). My code name was Brie.
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She was asking for it.
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Undeniable proof!

I can show unequivocally that the cream cheese cabal is, in fact, a cottage industry!

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No, I mean she was asking for it. Literally. Not quite begging really. I keep telling people that I don't bite except by special request. She requested. Made her day, too.
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Welcome to BAUT, Nibelheim!
What doom prophets do not understand is that Mayan time was cyclical, much like our system of years. The year ends, and the numbers stop, but the world doesn't end, the calendar just starts over with 1/1.
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Mayan time was cyclical, much like our system of years. The year ends, and the numbers stop, but the world doesn't end, the calendar just starts over with 1/1.
So really, panicking about 2012 is kind of like panicking when an odometer turns over. Unless you're in a rental car, it's just not that big a deal.
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Son-of-a...you just might be onto somethign Swift. Guess I should get back to work on my anti-blackhole bunker.
Come on, Fazor! Don't be such a WIMP!

Say it!

We know what you wanted to call Swift. You wanted to call him a son-of-an-asymptote!

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Always been kind of worried about the whole 2012 thing and have been reading alot of things claiming that it is actually in 2007 that the Grand Conjunction is happening.

It's going to happen on 23rd December supposedly.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage471098/pg1
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage469095/pg1

Can anyone put my mind at ease?
It does look like a cross if you check it on this. http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/Solar
You might want to read this entire thread.

In it another poster admitted to panic over 2012. However once the facts were made clear about this particular slice of baloney, he came to realize there was no reason to panic, nor even any reason at all to be concerned.

The only folks who need to be worried about 2012 are those who are trying to make money off of it, and who fear that when the facts of the matter become widely known, their cash cow will wither.

This isn't the first time around for this particular brand of poop. Check out this list for its predecessors.


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