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Old 16-January-2008, 02:02 AM
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Now that Messenger has flown past mercury and returned it's spectacular image, just how long is it going to be before someone on the interweb tries to claim that NASA has faked this for some reason that will never be properly explained and that it's actually a picture of the Moon from some weird angle?

I hope that this won't happen, but given human nature I'm sure it will...
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Nice image. It is interesting how the cratering and rays do resemble those of the moon, but, to me, the surface also looks a lot flatter than the moon's too.
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the surface also looks a lot flatter than the moon's too.

Slartibartfast hasn't done the fiddly bits yet.
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Slartibartfast hasn't done the fiddly bits yet.
There's fjords on the moon?
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There's fjords on the moon?
It's where the whalers hang out.
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It's where the whalers hang out.
Sooo....

Mercury...Fjords...Whalers...Whales...Oceans...Fis h...MERCURY! The circle is complete.

You're cracked it all wide open, people. Good going.
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There's fjords on the moon?
And are alleged ex-parrots pining for them?
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Ah, Mercury, messenger of the gods, who will probably suffer a pay cut when the IAU decides it's next in line for demotion to a dwarf planet.
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Ah, Mercury, messenger of the gods, who will probably suffer a pay cut when the IAU decides it's next in line for demotion to a dwarf planet.
Hardly. Dwarf planets are eligible for all sorts of government subsidies to the radially-challenged.
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Now that Messenger has flown past mercury and returned it's spectacular image, just how long is it going to be before someone on the interweb tries to claim that NASA has faked this for some reason that will never be properly explained and that it's actually a picture of the Moon from some weird angle?
It could be easily proven that the image does not match any Moon picture. But of course c. theorists are not interested in proofs.
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Hardly. Dwarf planets are eligible for all sorts of government subsidies to the radially-challenged.
LOL! As they say in The State of Maine, that war a good 'un!

Mercury may have a problem getting those benefits though, considering all the paperwork involved. Try filling out a couple hundred government forms so close to the Sun. Heck they'd probably disappear faster than CIA waterboarding tapes.
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Hey! I don't see you with a Fungineering degree

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Thanks. Thanks a lot guys. Now I'm giong to have that tune stuck in my head all day. ...which really is no different from most days. One of my favorite episodes
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Old 16-January-2008, 05:31 PM
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Hey! I don't see you with a Fungineering degree...
I have a diploma in Bistromathics. The numbers are awful.
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I have a diploma in Bistromathics. The numbers are awful.
Sure, but a big perk is the coffee breaks.
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It could be easily proven that the image does not match any Moon picture.
So what? Didn'cha get the memo - the Moon pics are all retouched!
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It Must Be A Fake Because Film Would Be Damaged After Going Through The Van Halen Belts. Anyway, Space Is A Vacuum And Rockets Can't Work Because There Is Nothing To Push Against. The German Rocket Scientist Wherner Von Daniken Said It Was Impossible To Go The Moon Because The Rocket Would Need To Be Three Times Bigger Than The Empire State Building And That Can't Even Move An Inch. It Was All Done At Area 51 In The Neverland Desert. So If They Can't Go To The Moon, They Can't Go To Mercury Which Is Twice As Far Away And Near The Sun. The Sheeple Need To Wake Up.
I Saw It On Youtube.
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Dear Abby,

I was reading through a message board the other day, when I came across the following post:

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It Must Be A Fake Because Film Would Be Damaged After Going Through The Van Halen Belts. Anyway, Space Is A Vacuum And Rockets Can't Work Because There Is Nothing To Push Against. The German Rocket Scientist Wherner Von Daniken Said It Was Impossible To Go The Moon Because The Rocket Would Need To Be Three Times Bigger Than The Empire State Building And That Can't Even Move An Inch. It Was All Done At Area 51 In The Neverland Desert. So If They Can't Go To The Moon, They Can't Go To Mercury Which Is Twice As Far Away And Near The Sun. The Sheeple Need To Wake Up.
At first, I thought it was all a load of garbage. That is, until the closing line:

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Now I just don't know what to believe!

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It Must Be A Fake Because Film Would Be Damaged After Going Through The Van Halen Belts. Anyway, Space Is A Vacuum And Rockets Can't Work Because There Is Nothing To Push Against. The German Rocket Scientist Wherner Von Daniken Said It Was Impossible To Go The Moon Because The Rocket Would Need To Be Three Times Bigger Than The Empire State Building And That Can't Even Move An Inch. It Was All Done At Area 51 In The Neverland Desert. So If They Can't Go To The Moon, They Can't Go To Mercury Which Is Twice As Far Away And Near The Sun. The Sheeple Need To Wake Up.
I Saw It On Youtube.
Not bad. A very nice lack of paragraphs, though it could have used a few more mispelings and a little less punctuation. But you needed MORE CAPS IF YOU ARE GOING TO TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

And you have to have a bunch of links to your YouTube videos. Make sure that each is at least 3 hours long and the relevant part is at the 2 hour and 27 minute mark.

I do like the idea that if it is too hot on the moon for a camera to take pictures, it has GOT TO BE TOO HOT that close to the sun.
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