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Old 25-February-2008, 05:07 PM
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Default New evidence for 2012 TEOTWAWKI!!!

It's finally official. 2012 is The End.

Here's how I know.

Electronic circuit component makers mark their parts with a date-of-manufacture code, generally the month and year. For the smallest surface-mount devices there isn't enough room for four digits, so a letter is used to represent the year, and a digit or letter for the month (months 10, 11, and 12 are O, N, and D respectively).

The year codes run from 1998, which is J, through 2009, which is W (skipping O and Q). Now, if you follow that pattern to its conclusion, you get X, Y and Z for 2010, 2011, and 2012 respectively.

And that's it. Obviously, 2012 is the last year in which electronic components will be manufactured. Diodes, Inc. must have the "inside scoop" on the End of the World. The convergence of evidence is complete and unassailable.






Okay, to be honest, I only started this thread so 01101001 would have another 2012 thread to add to his link list.
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Old 25-February-2008, 05:13 PM
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It's finally official. 2012 is The End.

Here's how I know.

Electronic circuit component makers mark their parts with a date-of-manufacture code, generally the month and year. For the smallest surface-mount devices there isn't enough room for four digits, so a letter is used to represent the year, and a digit or letter for the month (months 10, 11, and 12 are O, N, and D respectively).

The year codes run from 1998, which is J, through 2009, which is W (skipping O and Q). Now, if you follow that pattern to its conclusion, you get X, Y and Z for 2010, 2011, and 2012 respectively.
Can't they continue with the greek alphabet after this? Or maybe the cyrilic one? That would give at least another 20 years or so ....

... or of course, with China being the up and coming nation, what about using chinese characters instead? That would have to be good for about 2000 years, at least ...


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Old 25-February-2008, 05:28 PM
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Can't they continue with the greek alphabet after this? Or maybe the cyrilic one? That would give at least another 20 years or so ....

... or of course, with China being the up and coming nation, what about using chinese characters instead? That would have to be good for about 2000 years, at least ...
Sure they could. But the point is, they didn't.

I'll also point out that, on the data sheet I'm looking at, they cleverly stopped listing the year code at W for 2009. That's clearly intended to prevent a casual observer from noticing that the sequence ends with Z in 2012!

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Old 25-February-2008, 06:13 PM
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Fortunately, those of us lucky enough to be spared by our reptillian overlords will learn their alphabet, thus giving us new symbols to use for future manufacture.
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Old 25-February-2008, 06:19 PM
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No 2012 is not the end of the world, just the date when the Evil Government will release the knowledge about that super advanced technology making electronics obsolete.

Ups, I was not allowed to reveal this. Watch out for the helicopters...
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Teotwawki, interestingly enough, is the real name of the reptilian shapeshifters who secretly control the Illuminati New World Order. (And I, for one, welcome them. You knew someone had to say it.)
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Us Swedes continue the alphabet another three characters, so I suppose we'll be around for a while longer.
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Or, like the Mayan calendar, they can just start a new cycle over at A. Or use double letters, AA, AB, AC.... That should last a few years.
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Okay, to be honest, I only started this thread so 01101001 would have another 2012 thread to add to his link list.
Thanks.

The committee was not sure that the 2012-spoof topics really belong in that elite and earnest collection, but, after consultation with legal counsel about potential liability to protected-class discrimination claims, we have decided to welcome it. Warmly. Much as if we had intended to accept it all along.

2003 no, 2012 si
2012
End of Mayan Calendar
Pole shift / Planetary alignment 2012?
2012 alignment question
about the Mayan 2012 item
2012 Debunking?
Possible asteroid impact in 2012?
2012 asteroid?
We don't have to worry about 2012!
More on 2012 from India Daily
2012 Completion of conspiracy?
Here's what's REALLY going to happen in 2012...
crop circles, Planet X and 2012
Planet X, crop circles and 2012 cataclysma
According to the Mayans, what will happen on 23rd Dec. 2012?
More 2012 Nonsense
NEO 2012?
Dangerous NEO in 2012?
Christmas 2012
2012 mayan calender end of world
Regarding the supposed polar shift/new ice age in 2012
New 2012 threat?
2012 look at this thing on the sun
Russian Expert Predicts Global Cooling from 2012
Pole shift idea origins
Dec 20 2012
2012 Stuff
Horizon Project-New End of World Scare?
Date: December 21st 2012
Earth passing thru Galactic center in 2012 - didn't that already happen?
2012: What do you think well happen (if anything)
So what will we see in 2012?
Galactic Tsunami?
Plane of the ecliptic of the galaxy?
Earth's Magnetic Field & 2012
2012?
Any truth to this?
How can the sun be aligned with Galactic centre?
the whole 2012 poles flip nonsense
Planet X Official Advertisement
What year are we in
Quick question about the sun
Galactic Alignment
Books of 2012! -
2007 = 2012
Return of Planet X By Rand
Don Alejandro - Mayan Elder.
Toutatis 4179: 2012?
Galactic Alignment in 2012 ?
Solar Storms
A real prediction!
NIBURU - Brown Dwarf, The DESTROYER
2012 Galactic Alignment
Not 2012 again! But I cant help it~
New evidence for 2012 TEOTWAWKI!!!

There.

Besides, a search engine may take someone to this thread, earnest or not, and there the searcher would sit, stranded, without this fine list of other BAUT Forum 2012 topics for entertainment.

And also, I wanted a chance to link to this BA Blog entry, if it hasn't happened already (what? nothing says I actually have to read these topics): Looks like I’d better get on 2012 in which the good Bad Astronomer threatens to tackle the oncoming 2012 movie and associated mass panic. Movie. Yes, movie. Someone is spending actual money to make a 2012 movie. Maybe I can use my list to score a consultant gig!
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Old 26-February-2008, 01:42 PM
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And that's it. Obviously, 2012 is the last year in which electronic components will be manufactured. Diodes, Inc. must have the "inside scoop" on the End of the World. The convergence of evidence is complete and unassailable.
OH MY GOD! You have figured it out! Most people are going to diode. The rest, will transitor to a higher backplane of existence.
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Old 26-February-2008, 02:50 PM
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What's TEOTWAWKI?
An anagram for "twit awoke".
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Old 26-February-2008, 03:07 PM
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What's TEOTWAWKI?
It's the end of the world as we know it.

(And I feel fine.)
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Old 26-February-2008, 09:20 PM
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Around these parts it's pronounced TAY-oh-tuh-WAH-kee. Any other interpretations?

Oh, and 01101001... thanks and
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Old 27-February-2008, 10:58 AM
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Around these parts it's pronounced TAY-oh-tuh-WAH-kee.
That's how we would pronounce it as well. Dutch people, that is.
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OH MY GOD! You have figured it out! Most people are going to diode. The rest, will transitor to a higher backplane of existence.
Ah, only those with a capacity to overcome the resistance.

PS: I know, a lame pun, but then this is my first on this board.
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Old 27-February-2008, 01:23 PM
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Ah, only those with a capacity to overcome the resistance.

PS: I know, a lame pun, but then this is my first on this board.
Don't worry, it has lots of potential.
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Ah, only those with a capacity to overcome the resistance.

PS: I know, a lame pun, but then this is my first on this board.
Don't worry, it has lots of potential.
But the question is do all the artificially intelligent devices in existence have their power sources available in silicon heaven yet?
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