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I think all are missing the point about hiding. Where else to hide a thing like this except in plain sight? We are then supposed to say "my, what an interesting rock that looks like a piece of wood!" NASA is thereby relieved of having to explain how a gang of railroad Coolies got a load of railroad ties to Mars with the secret help of Jules Verne and the Wright Brothers over a century ago. The truth would be embarrassing, especially since the Irish mission never made it with the rails (to the best of our knowledge).
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I'm amazed, Mugs. Were you not into following Spirit and Opportunity when they landed? Those spherules were one of the main talking points for months!
Yes, but not for months on ends. After the first couple of days, post-landing, I sat back and just caught the odds and ends here and there, such as a bunch of dust/dirt covering the solar panels - they thought it was doomed, then a Martian windstorm blew in to save the day.

Stuff like that.

I never did catch the part where they say Mars had, er, "spherules."
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I've already searched the forum and a cursory search of the web was unhelpful as well. I am interested in what the debunkers have to say about this.
One look at a stereoimage of the "wooden log" reveals the it to be the exposed edge of a regular upturned slab of rock. You can clearly see the top of the slab, but it doesn't become obvious until you view it in 3d.



Cross your eyes until the images overlap. There should be 3 images and the middle one will be in 3d. Voila, the top of the slab becomes obvious, looks almost like a miniramp the rover drove over.
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Of all the mixed up...

Wait! Is that a signal fire in the background?

Sure it is not wood because there is no wood on Mars. But it look like wood and not like sandstone. Strange ! And didn't the rover roll over it? The traks on the dust make me think of that.

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Yes, but not for months on ends. After the first couple of days, post-landing, I sat back and just caught the odds and ends here and there, such as a bunch of dust/dirt covering the solar panels - they thought it was doomed, then a Martian windstorm blew in to save the day.

Stuff like that.

I never did catch the part where they say Mars had, er, "spherules."
I am still gob-smacked. The Blueberries were the first big discovery, days after landing http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/newsr...20040204a.html . They were seen in the first close up image taken of the rocks where it landed http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/newsr...20040209a.html . Ther significance was recongised almost immediately http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/newsr...20040318a.html .They were the subject of frenzied discussion on most space fora for weeks, even months. They have been illustrated in almost every space and astronomy magazine I can think of.

I believe you, but I am still amazed that anyone with even a vague interest in Mars missions could have missed this.

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So, could it maybe be wood? "No, sadly," said [panoramic camera lead scientist Jim] Bell. "I say 'sadly' because personally I think it would be incredible and spectacular to find a wooden plank on Mars! However, in this case, it's just a trick of the lighting and the viewing angle."
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Sure it is not wood because there is no wood on Mars. But it look like wood and not like sandstone.
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[...] or else the topic will die.
We could always switch over to Norvegian Wood. Almost equally unbelievable, IMHO.

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Of all the mixed up...

Wait! Is that a signal fire in the background?

i know what that is,its the statue of elvis on mars that was reported in the "sunday sport"



speaking of which,have any astronomers on here seen the london bus or the german bomber which were reported to be on the moon by the very same paper??
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i know what that is,its the statue of elvis on mars that was reported in the "sunday sport"...

speaking of which,have any astronomers on here seen the london bus or the german bomber which were reported to be on the moon by the very same paper??
Don't know, but that's one I would read standing in the checkout aisles....Great stuff! So nice of those folks to provide stimulating reading material there. Someone should suggest they put a rack in the restrooms too.
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From the front page of the Sunday Sport:

"Genius brains ponder meaning of all things."

This ought to be BAUTForum's official motto.

Edited to add: I don't know, that statue looks more like Neil Diamond than Elvis Presley.
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One look at a stereoimage of the "wooden log" reveals the it to be the exposed edge of a regular upturned slab of rock. You can clearly see the top of the slab, but it doesn't become obvious until you view it in 3d.



Cross your eyes until the images overlap. There should be 3 images and the middle one will be in 3d. Voila, the top of the slab becomes obvious, looks almost like a miniramp the rover drove over.
Actually just the opposite. You have to uncross your eyes: Focus past them at a distant point until you draw any two corresponding points in the two images together. Also, you have the two reversed. Left should be right, and vice versa. It would be easier if the images were smaller. They are at about the extreme limit for unassisted 3D viewing, at least as they come up on my screen.
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From the front page of the Sunday Sport:

"Genius brains ponder meaning of all things."

This ought to be BAUTForum's official motto.

Edited to add: I don't know, that statue looks more like Neil Diamond than Elvis Presley.
but did you see todays thought on the page??

"truth is but an enigma".
it is in that newspaper.
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Actually just the opposite. You have to uncross your eyes: Focus past them at a distant point until you draw any two corresponding points in the two images together. Also, you have the two reversed. Left should be right, and vice versa.
What you're describing is the parallel viewing technique, the opposite of cross-eye viewing, and for that you would have to reverse the left and right images. I made this for cross-eye viewing, which is a separate, but equally valid technique for unassisted stereo viewing. Personally I find parallel viewing much more difficult to master than cross-eye, which may be why it's at the extreme limit for 3d viewing for you. If not you can also step back farther from the monitor to get an easier view. Cross eye is a legitimate method though:
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I'm kind of intrigued though- the conspiracy theorists don't think we made it to the moon, but the wood on mars is proof of vast forests as opposed to proof that this landing too was faked?


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So, galacsi, are you the one to step up and say it's wood? Come on. Someone has to support this ATM idea or else the topic will die. If you're not sure, just make up data about the former Martian forest.
Alas no , I am not going to indulge you ! I am such a spoiler !
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What you're describing is the parallel viewing technique, the opposite of cross-eye viewing, and for that you would have to reverse the left and right images. I made this for cross-eye viewing, which is a separate, but equally valid technique for unassisted stereo viewing. Personally I find parallel viewing much more difficult to master than cross-eye, which may be why it's at the extreme limit for 3d viewing for you. If not you can also step back farther from the monitor to get an easier view. Cross eye is a legitimate method though:
http://www.vision3d.com/3views.html
The reason I don't recommend the cross-eye technique is that it's useless on standard stereo views, which are really the only reason for learning free viewing. Otherwise you have to do as you have done and rearrange the pair--a great deal of trouble when going through a stack of images. Cross-eye is OK if you are making your own images for your own use; otherwise it only makes sense to put them in standard form. Personally, I find the cross-eye technique extremely difficult and the parallel easy, but that's probably a matter of eye training and practice.
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Actually just the opposite.
Either way works, and for those of us with larger monitors, we don't have an interpupillary distance large enough for the relaxed approach.

By George, it is a slab!
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Hmmmm; I used to be excellent at the cross-eye technique, but now that I have glasses, it doesn't seem to work.
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What you need, my good sir, is an Opti-Grab.


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well to help etting cross eyed I suggest a bottle of Scotch.
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Alas no , I am not going to indulge you !
I cannot fault your decision. There remains no good evidence for wood on Mars.

But... then, how can Staedtler sell a T-square made out of Mars wood (Staples office supplies)?

And, what's the deal with the Atlanta-area Marswood Hall (About)?

Mars wood: the secret is out!
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But... then, how can Staedtler sell a T-square made out of Mars wood (Staples office supplies)?
Of all the nerve! Staedler registered "Mars" as a trademark...

Can they do that??? Well, then I'm going to register the Sun!

..no way..

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I don't even want to know.

Geez! A guy can't register anything, any more...
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"Genius brains ponder meaning of all things."

This ought to be BAUTForum's official motto.

Edited to add: I don't know, that statue looks more like Neil Diamond than Elvis Presley.
Hmmm, looks more like Mel Gibson in "Beyond Thunderdome" to me.

Wow! The cross-eyed trick worked for me and darn if it doesn't look like a slab when you do that. Otherwise I'd step up and and defend it's woodyness, you know, to be fair. ( And "not-log" is a good name for it 011)
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Wow! The cross-eyed trick worked for me and darn if it doesn't look like a slab when you do that.
Same here. It's one of the few "cross your eyes!" pics that actually work for me. Perhaps the scottle of botch, and the few whisks of drinky helped.

*pours another whisk of glassky*
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Hmmmm; I used to be excellent at the cross-eye technique, but now that I have glasses, it doesn't seem to work.
My own experience supports this...viewing them got easier when I got contacts. Or rather, the depth effect became more pronounced, and there was no annoying distortion from looking through lenses at an angle...

Anyway, I'll add my vote for the cross-eyed technique. It's not wrong or even "non standard", and the walleyed viewing method is more limited in terms of the image size you can use.
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Slab or not I was laughing quite heartily by the end of this page. I have not been to many other forums where derailing (railroad tie, ha) the thread is a debate about how best to approach viewing an object such as this.

This is...I am glad to be hear, thank you all.
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I've taken off my glasses, and could get a perspective lock now. Looks slabbish indeed.

Did cost me a year of my life though. I'm going to listen to Cross-eyed Mary now.
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Yeah, I was a bit confused by the cross-eyed technique at first too, until I saw that the images weren't placed for parallel viewing. But hey, it worked.

I use stereo pairs of 9" photos almost every day I work in the field, developing access to "Earthly" wood, and use the parallel method. They are fantastic tools for understanding the lay of the land.
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