Yes, really... It's so obvious... There are no stars, I can see the flag waiving

Oh, and by the way, happy April 1st!

You're right. They weren't on the moon, the bottom of their boots were on the moon. The actual men had to be at least several millimeters above the surface of the moon!

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All moderation in purple

That's no Moon...

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...It's a giant monster's egg.

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You do realise that Google will now index our
names against the thread title!

Uh... Yes

And who is the April fool?

The person who tries to fool after midday!

You guys don't know what you're talking about. I've seen the Shuttle. It has definitely gone to the moon!

/tip of the hat to XKCD

But did the shuttle land or it just entered orbit?

You should ask the people that live on the moon. I have pixels to proooove it.

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It landed for sure. They have a great runway built for it, equipped with sequentially blinking lights and everything. Most of the passengers were extremely ill by the time they got there after having the in-flight meal of fish.

Fortunately Peter, Joe, and Cleveland were up to the task of bringing it down safely because Quagmire got left behind with a gate agent.

I can't believe it's April 1 already!

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I also saw Joe Newman demonstrate his car in 1987. It was impressive...I was in the 7th grade. Then he went nuts. I went back to school.

Oh, really? I almost forgot we have top-secret bases there

Yeah...William Shatner runs it I think...

That's why they can give you such great travel deals, the labor costs on the moon are so low. Those convicts will work for close to nothing.

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Well, yeah, we HAD to set up secret bases on the Moon so we could finally defeat the Nazis who escaped there at the end of WW2 with Hitler's brain.

Duh.

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I think the whole space program is a lie. My wife visited Nasa in the Bahamas this winter and saw no evidence of a space program.

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Exactly!

That's why I refuse to post in this thread.

How could you possibly go to a place that doesn't exist without excessive use of drugs?

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It didn't happen. Moon Man proved that beyond reasonable doubt! Nobody had a answer to his question about how high up the alleged vacuum started!

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Meet the OOONG TOE.

Typo. NASA put Menendez on the moon. Doesn't anyone else remember "It's a Vacuum, Charlie Brown!"

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So the shuttle could glide all the way there ... except for the last bit .... oohhhhkaaaay ...

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Are we alone in the Universe? Are we the only intelligent life? Who knows? But the universe is so BIG, it somehow seems such a waste of space if we are ....

The Moon is a Balloon
David Niven told me so.

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Well of course they didn't here is newly released classified proof

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