Here TooSeek, since I know you're busy admining and all, I even took the time to come up with a poster for you.

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.
"In order to increase awareness of the homeless, security have been given binoculars."

Poor Mike Collins looks so sad in the phone booth.

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"The facts gentlemen, and nothing but the facts, for careful eyes are narrowly watching." Isaac Asimov

Space: 1492

Gentlemen, this is no humbug

Lunacies

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

Wouldn't you be too if you were in time-out while the other boys got to go outside and play?

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.
"In order to increase awareness of the homeless, security have been given binoculars."

But, but, but, they can spell!

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There are few left who
Stare at the skies with wonder
Wishing to know more;
The clouds still drift by above
But the eyes below are blind.
--Laura Lundberg

Check out my writing, maybe.

I was going to change it to "by three guys in puffy suits." but I spent more time on it than I should admit to already.

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.
"In order to increase awareness of the homeless, security have been given binoculars."

Why wouldn't I belive it?

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"The facts gentlemen, and nothing but the facts, for careful eyes are narrowly watching." Isaac Asimov

I must be getting tired ....

Buzz' light ear - only possible in 1/6 G - is it true?

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, 'hmm.... that's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov

Are we alone in the Universe? Are we the only intelligent life? Who knows? But the universe is so BIG, it somehow seems such a waste of space if we are ....

Doh! Fixed...

Hmm, perhaps "Walking on the Moon: a literally unbelievable truth" would be a nice title. It deals with the subject matter in a good and direct way, and doesn't lose itself in funniness like most members here (myself included).

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Spread the Love!

I've thought about it some more. Using the criteria of
- interesting name/s in sci-fi
- cut to the chase
- but cover a few angles

And the result was...

"Apollo Denial - Kubrick, Van Allen and other Moon Shadows"

States the subject clearly, uses a name that immediately grabs sci-fi enthusiast's attention, adds in an obvious Science bent, and even interests those who like Cat Stevens/classy music from that era. (OK, so Moon Shadow was '71. Who's counting..?)

I expect copious remuneration if you use that, of course...

It's also one word, but who's counting?

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

As a Cat fan, I stand embarrassedly corrected.

(How's that english mangling!? Bad, it is!)

How about "Houston, They've got a problem"

Maybe subtitled "Did we go to the moon?", or "Was Apollo just movie magic?" to make the "They" a bit more ambiguous.

To seek merit in Apollo denial

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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" -- Charles Darwin
"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
Meet the OOONG TOE.

"the red, white, and blue pill:Find out how deep the hole goes, and wake up believing what ever you want to believe."


eta: well it's ambiguous

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A QAD photoshop

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Alright, I like that one alot!

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Defining science can be difficult. It’s a method, a way of looking at things. It’s a compendium of facts, knowledge, data. It’s a tool, used to investigate the world and to make sure we don’t let our biases, egos, and wishes get in the way of finding what’s real. Science (and skepticism) boil off the dross and leave the pure nugget of reality. ~Phil Plait

Box way too big

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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" -- Charles Darwin
"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
Meet the OOONG TOE.

There is no such thing as way to big, slang

ETA: It is not way to big. With all the points that are thrown out by the HB crowd, I think the box is way to small

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Defining science can be difficult. It’s a method, a way of looking at things. It’s a compendium of facts, knowledge, data. It’s a tool, used to investigate the world and to make sure we don’t let our biases, egos, and wishes get in the way of finding what’s real. Science (and skepticism) boil off the dross and leave the pure nugget of reality. ~Phil Plait

*bites tongue*

Ah, but it's for evidence, not just points!

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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" -- Charles Darwin
"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
Meet the OOONG TOE.

yeah, perhaps this is better.

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But HBers think that everything is evidence. Even the bowls that have gone missing from my cupboard.

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Defining science can be difficult. It’s a method, a way of looking at things. It’s a compendium of facts, knowledge, data. It’s a tool, used to investigate the world and to make sure we don’t let our biases, egos, and wishes get in the way of finding what’s real. Science (and skepticism) boil off the dross and leave the pure nugget of reality. ~Phil Plait

If I may submit and paraphrase a Shakespeare themed title:

The Moon Hoax: A Tale Told by Idiots, Full of Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing.

(Macbeth, Act V, scene v)

Made of Win. And Awesome.

How about this:

"For when the stars come right....you still won't be able to see them in the Apollo photos or films."

"like the moon, moon hoax believers arguments go around and around"


bit of a non sequitur

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Has anyone suggested the title "Lunacy" yet?

You got me thinking Rob...

"The Lunacy of the Moon Hoax"

Basic and obvious, but that's all I got at the moment.

Hey, ToSeek...

I reckon the least you should do after all this invaluable (cough) assistance we have provided, is to:

- tell us what you end up using

- provide a copy of your speech notes; perhaps even the Powerpoint handouts (if they exist) in pdf form - some notable HB's need to practice their copying skills*...



* - That's a very poor in-joke.. for which I apologise already. Sorta.

'' The audacious successful glory of man, and other amazing things that conspiracies can never take away''

Feel free to change any of it!!!!!