Prat!

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hmmm, I appear to have made a fool of myself, by not getting the joke

God had instructed Abraham to sacrifice his son, but at the last moment, an angel came down and stopped the ritual, explaining that god had only meant to test Abraham's faith.

Some time later, god was walking in his garden and spied this angel nearby. He called the angel over.

"So, did you go down and stop the crucifixion like I asked you?"

Try being me with all the math jokes!

No, don't worry, I was the fool who didn't get the joke!

I only said 'prat!' when it hit home..me being the prat.

(Yanks reading this...prat = jerk in England.)

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You guys think thats bad, I tried Chuck's "number of the beast" post on a few of my co-workers, and they didn't get it. I think I need to hang out with a higher order of hominids. (Many of these folks consider "Romper Room" Post Graduate work, nuff said.)

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AGP, you nailed it with the phrasing.

RoC, yir a dunderheid, yir Granny will be black affronted.

Silly variation on Weird Dave's gag -

Why did Goldie get lost in the Amazon?
Because the Junglist Massive.

And suddenly I don't fell so bad about my joke.

That reminds me of one:

Q: What has four legs and can see equally well from both ends?

A: A blind horse.

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I still don't get "4969, the Prime of the Beast".

Um ...

It's a Prime Number ...

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I was trying to figure out some significance to that particular Prime Number.

Oh, and i found this the other day:

But what does it have to do with 666?

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It's the 666th prime number, starting with 2.
http://www.utm.edu/research/primes/lists/small/1000.txt

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Now, that's funny.

also, like, very sad, that somebody actually sat down and figured that out...

Regards
Krill

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It would be easy enough to write a computer program to do that.

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Werner Heisenberg is pulled over by the cops for speeding. One of the cops leans over to the driver's window and says "excuse me, sir, have you any idea how fast you were going"?

Werner replies "no, but I know exactly where I am!"

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When I count on that table, I get 4909 at the 666th prime. (10 per line, 66th line, 6th number.) 4969 comes out to be the 675th prime. Am I doing some thing wrong?

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"Women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets."

That's what I did and I might have miss counted too? But that was my guess as to what was meant even before I started counting. I'm content to leave it as one of the mysteries of the Universe (had my fill of googling to figure out jokes) :wink:

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In one of our Men's rooms at work we have some graffiti that say "Heisenberg may have gone here". 8-[

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How about
(600) 202-0206 Phone number of the beast.


Kudos to the first who gets it.


More beastly numbers
http://members.aol.com/s6sj7gt/mike666.htm

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"Women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets."

Nobody knows where the phone number of the beast comes from?
666 is actually not mentioned in the bible. It does however say six hundred, threescore, and 6. or 600 20 20 20 6 which can be grouped as a phone number. Incidentally it is a number in Canada.

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666^666 =

271, 541, 759, 288, 712, 855, 826, 087, 455, 170, 021, 786, 027, 838, 521, 065, 016, 987, 178, 223, 004, 696, 578, 367, 534, 784, 603, 688, 013, 417, 861, 287, 317, 081, 040, 369, 394, 618, 136, 925, 376, 390, 776, 734, 814, 142, 359, 269, 954, 981, 438, 585, 309, 058, 005, 792, 575, 777, 286, 547, 766, 974, 032, 030, 622, 709, 400, 636, 076, 630, 337, 695, 472, 357, 344, 193, 883, 258, 618, 859, 601, 636, 747, 029, 392, 705, 682, 480, 231, 361, 672, 383, 305, 593, 666, 601, 292, 142, 319, 787, 714, 400, 226, 324, 514, 478, 109, 346, 054, 646, 257, 736, 974, 663, 071, 867, 802, 948, 304, 106, 037, 331, 337, 648, 245, 560, 659, 985, 653, 200, 111, 117, 423, 345, 076, 820, 028, 856, 039, 271, 697, 478, 224, 170, 953, 365, 430, 292, 002, 540, 313, 209, 626, 985, 629, 026, 842, 226, 720, 098, 365, 723, 596, 644, 589, 192, 169, 647, 865, 964, 771, 608, 482, 657, 447, 815, 673, 166, 354, 263, 425, 761, 875, 056, 075, 351, 412, 658, 924, 918, 167, 675, 222, 004, 537, 186, 685, 221, 728, 745, 459, 415, 025, 183, 608, 088, 786, 527, 610, 184, 833, 513, 790, 116, 757, 654, 287, 910, 149, 888, 366, 373, 032, 818, 151, 480, 800, 952, 809, 005, 528, 561, 125, 366, 155, 648, 578, 375, 191, 671, 516, 389, 923, 637, 068, 612, 545, 908, 928, 591, 509, 856, 524, 061, 271, 778, 433, 035, 659, 907, 099, 937, 099, 027, 157, 651, 275, 866, 007, 333, 020, 305, 683, 709, 128, 393, 004, 786, 162, 164, 158, 503, 634, 595, 479, 326, 165, 593, 895, 852, 888, 778, 701, 548, 580, 946, 457, 862, 112, 993, 933, 286, 295, 883, 107, 151, 254, 097, 505, 408, 450, 243, 425, 177, 831, 253, 342, 079, 786, 634, 358, 573, 748, 818, 965, 808, 816, 613, 570, 280, 697, 021, 834, 844, 832, 652, 027, 344, 442, 640, 175, 038, 787, 842, 736, 503, 395, 375, 213, 097, 324, 598, 270, 999, 348, 133, 857, 903, 750, 526, 167, 553, 966, 478, 796, 074, 667, 482, 527, 451, 958, 013, 385, 703, 152, 678, 559, 571, 864, 116, 226, 566, 032, 365, 908, 052, 857, 936, 209, 172, 690, 002, 387, 460, 244, 899, 885, 396, 862, 691, 793, 991, 738, 773, 357, 078, 062, 613, 492, 707, 085, 820, 369, 352, 745, 180, 327, 438, 422, 889, 555, 512, 909, 451, 485, 998, 615, 969, 501, 470, 146, 470, 402, 649, 889, 349, 212, 006, 778, 573, 387, 292, 851, 099, 036, 349, 527, 469, 520, 676, 832, 881, 968, 856, 724, 904, 460, 084, 994, 793, 476, 708, 042, 987, 577, 163, 193, 492, 415, 961, 223, 417, 659, 787, 157, 202, 545, 333, 783, 334, 777, 830, 218, 014, 905, 077, 675, 699, 766, 649, 698, 676, 892, 834, 587, 204, 825, 046, 787, 698, 439, 067, 298, 022, 983, 708, 693, 783, 338, 395, 078, 457, 245, 428, 904, 542, 657, 506, 873, 425, 865, 596, 233, 432, 542, 160, 135, 568, 886, 423, 752, 229, 229, 562, 648, 133, 533, 088, 569, 487, 318, 295, 430, 287, 726, 946, 641, 649, 809, 356, 760, 113, 688, 980, 954, 104, 973, 336, 888, 392, 785, 547, 924, 780, 056, 268, 147, 894, 207, 107, 543, 052, 594, 542, 403, 021, 659, 363, 655, 062, 233, 931, 413, 319, 416, 693, 234, 844, 064, 515, 946, 449, 947, 016, 545, 969, 427, 094, 539, 246, 444, 208, 735, 559, 647, 539, 174, 640, 853, 111, 520, 180, 776, 757, 872, 042, 024, 272, 504, 000, 286, 839, 563, 050, 880, 598, 016

in case anyone was interested.

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Well I feel better for knowing that Chuck, thanks.

:wink:

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

You can't cross a vector with a scalar! :P

Booyakasha!! Respect!!!

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! That was a groaner (and thus I liked it)

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Roentgen could see right through the host's attempt at trying to be sociable

Fourier wavered in his decision periodically.

Maxwell just waved at the postal carrier.

Siemens said he would be happy to gain admittance.

Babbage and Von Neuman both calculated they could be there, but Ada Lovelace got stuck in a recursion of trying to find proper clothing.

Watt was sick and didn't have the power to get out of bed.

Nyquist attended and enjoyed sampling half of the delicasies at the buffet.

Joule was the life of the party, with such energy.

Bell was still waiting for his telephoned invitation.



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