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10-August-2009, 03:46 AM
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10-August-2009, 03:50 AM
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The parrot looks at the woman and screeches, "RAAAWK! Lady you have a big ...."
Wait, I can't tell this joke here. Sorry.
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10-August-2009, 03:52 AM
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So a sandwitch walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says:"sorry, we don't serve food here."
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10-August-2009, 04:02 AM
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The bartender says, "I get the eye patch, the parrot, the hook, peg leg and the scars, but what is up with the steering wheel?"
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10-August-2009, 04:07 AM
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drivin me nuts...? huh drivin(g) me......nuts..........mr. peanut........um.............cashews........macada mia.............hawaii, oh. The big kahuna.....Ohhhhhhh.
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12-August-2009, 02:37 PM
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Two statues have stood facing each other for over a 1000 years. A handsome Male and a beautiful Female. One day a Fairy floats down from the sky and tells them that she has seen them there for ages and will treat them to half an hour as humans.
As soon as she had waved her magic wand and they are turned into humans, they run off behind a bush together and the Fairy can hear lots of laughter and giggling! After 15 minutes they come back to their pedestals, looking flushed and dishevelled and the Fairy is amazed and says "You still have 15 minutes left!" The Male statue looks at the Female statue and says "would you like to go and do that all over again?" to which the Female statue replies "Ok, but can we change positions this time?" "Good idea!" says the Male, "This time I'LL hold the pigeon down while YOU **** on it's head!!"
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12-August-2009, 05:39 PM
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If a person who speaks 3 languages is trilingual,
and a person who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, what do you call a person who speaks only 1 language?
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12-August-2009, 06:29 PM
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How about six?
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12-August-2009, 06:31 PM
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sextupling linguist
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13-August-2009, 02:13 AM
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What do you call someone who uses magic to speak six languages?
Hexalinguist. What do you call a linguist who sings slowly in nine languages? Enyalinguist. What do you call a linguist who uses 1000000000000 languages to scare communities? Terrolinguist. What do you call someone who speaks no practical language? Alinguist.
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13-August-2009, 01:39 PM
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What do you call a part-time fish monger who speaks five languages and tightrope walks?
Geoffrey Peterson, because that's his name! Quah-lih-teee!
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13-August-2009, 04:41 PM
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Whats the last thing that goes thru a bugs mind after he hits you windshield?
Whether it woke you up, and whether one more glancing blow with his cricket bat will shatter it.
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08-September-2009, 01:04 AM
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It's not the bug's "noes"!
 "Outside a dog, man's best friend is a book; inside a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
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