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18-June-2005, 09:22 PM
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Henceforth you shall be known as Darth... erm...
OK, time for some silliness and fun.
One of the things that struck me about Revenge of the Sith was the apparently random way Palpatine chose to give Annakin his Sith name of Darth Vader. Discussing it with Emma (my girlfriend) we decide he must have had a copy of The Big Book of Sith Lord Names. We imagine the first page to go something like this: Choosing a name for your Sith Apprentice is a very big decision. This is the name he will have for the rest of his life. It must convey his status as a Sith Lord effectively if he is to strike terror into the hearts of Jedi and lesser beings throughout the galaxy. Consider the terrible tale of Darth Fluffy who, despite being capable of the most commendable malice and able to bend the Force to his will virtually in his sleep, was driven to suicidal despair by the fact that his master had given him a name that meant no-one took him seriously. Some examples of totally unsuitable names for a Sith Lord are given on the following pages. So, can anyone think of some unsuitable names for a Sith Lord?
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18-June-2005, 09:26 PM
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How about Darth Jason.
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18-June-2005, 09:38 PM
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Darth Cute, Cuddly, Little Bunny
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18-June-2005, 09:57 PM
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Quote:
Darth Kaysing Darth Rene Darth Sibrel Darth White Darth Cosnette Wait... it's worse than a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover... It's a Lunar Conspiracies/Start Wars crossover! CJSF
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Two years ago moved from my town I was looking up past the city lights But the city lights got in my way See the constellation ride across the sky No cigar, no lady on his arm Just a guy made of dots and lines -from "See The Constellation" by They Might Be Giants
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18-June-2005, 10:13 PM
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Darth I Have Something Really Funny Written on My Butt
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18-June-2005, 10:28 PM
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Darth Maul.
Darth Hideous. Darth Darth. Darth Gus. Darth Blackadder.
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18-June-2005, 10:36 PM
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Darth Dances with Wolves
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18-June-2005, 10:47 PM
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Darth Skippy
Darth Helmet Darth Bobo Darth "Father" In Another Languange
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18-June-2005, 10:53 PM
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Darth Poopy Drawers
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18-June-2005, 11:19 PM
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Darth Cries At Night
Darth Bob ...and my personal favorite... Darth Sabrina Mulholland-JJones ...John...
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18-June-2005, 11:28 PM
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Darth Doofus
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18-June-2005, 11:58 PM
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Darth Wets-his-pants
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19-June-2005, 12:06 AM
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Darth Right Said Fred
"I'm too Sexy for my Cape, too Sexy for my Cape, Can't Keep in Shape ..."
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19-June-2005, 12:52 AM
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How about Darth Sunshine Rainbow? What kind of tattoos would Darth have?
Maybe a little "Darth loves Padme" heart on his chest? __________________________________________________ __________________ 'Just because you're a genius doesn"t make you a smart guy.
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19-June-2005, 02:45 AM
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Darth ummm, what shall I name you
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19-June-2005, 03:23 AM
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Darth Bilbo.
Darth Gollum is not quite as bad, but still pretty silly. OTOH, Darth Smeagol has a good ominous ring to it.
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19-June-2005, 03:27 AM
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Darth Cutie Pie
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19-June-2005, 03:33 AM
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Darth munch? Darth champion munch?
Oh wait, those names would rule...  with regards
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19-June-2005, 03:42 AM
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