Well, inspired by the Movie Sequel thread, here is another idea: Construct a plot for the combination of the two movies (you know the sort: Alien vs. Predator, etc) given by the previous poster, and give two movies to the next one.

Example: King Kong and The Godfather

The Kongfather

Ann Darrow and King Kong marry (after he makes her an offer she couldn't refuse) and have three sons, and start a mafia, and gang wars start between the Skull Island local mafia and the Kong "family".

Next: Jaws and Legally Blonde

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Not playing the game, just pointing out Tom Holt's book "Snow-white and the Seven Samurai".

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Animal Wars Episode IV – A New Keg

Animal House and Star Wars

Where a somewhat eccentric and quite sotted Obi Phi Kappa leads a small band of soon to be rebels, Luke Beerbong, Han Daniels and Budwacca, in search of a brand new keg. They must use their strange and mysterious powers of the Farce to escape the evil Lord of the School , Dean Vader.

Obi Phi Kappa – John Belushi
Dean Vader – John Cleece
Luke Beerbong – John Claude Van Dam (I think he’s hilarious, even though he always tries to be serious).
Han Daniels – a CGI recreated John Wayne
Budwacca – Spuds “John” McKenzie

Togas and lightsibers!!!!!

PS. Sorry if I didn't take your suggestion, but I couldn't resist this one.

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LOL, that was funny.

Now, will someone play by the rules and consider my suggestion? LOL.

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Lethally Blonde

After losing her mate, Bruce, in a reprehensible murder, Francine the great white shark decides to attend Harvard and get a law degree so she can sue Chief Brody and Amity Island for willful neglect in her husband's death. The big finale is a bittersweet courtroom drama where Francine wins the case but is thrown in jail after eating Michael Brody at a recess break.


Manos Many Hands of Fate

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Spaceballs

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A collaboration of Steven Spielberg, Woody Allen, and Prince:

A sharecropper's daughter (played by Whoopi Goldberg) is abused by all the men in her life. She seeks relief by going to the theater day after day to see the same film. One day, the flamboyant pop star on the screen runs away with her, much to the consternation of people on and off the screen.

The title? What else, "The Purple Colored Rain of Cairo"!

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I have this great title for the ultimate Brat Pack film, but I've only seen one of the movies, so I have no idea what the plot could possibly be for this one:

"That Was Pretty in Pink Then, But This is St. Elmo's Breakfast Now"

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Or maybe Marlon Brando in "A Streetcar on the Waterfront" in which Brando plays a washed-up former boxer who regrets not having had gender reassignment surgery.

Quotable line:

"I coulda been somebody. I coulda been STELLA!!!"

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Beyond the Planet of the Borg - strange ape-like beings destroy the Borg homeworld, only to themselves be destroyed by pushing the button on the Borg's ultimate self-destruct mechanism.

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8 1/2 Mile

A gritty, surrealistic view of young rapper wannabes in Detroit as Federico Fellini might have done it.

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How about Titanic vs. Hindenberg? A disaster epoch in a simialar vein to Mothra vs. Godzilla.

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Better yet, how about Bill and Ted's Titanically Bogus Hindenburg Adventure?

Bill and Ted travel back in time and find themselves on board the Hindenburg. They tick off fellow passengers with their cheesy Hitler impressions. ("Should we tell these losers how long their 'Thousand-Year Reich' will really last?" Bill asks Ted.) Just then the Hindenburg flies too low, hits an iceberg, bursts into flame and falls into the north Atlantic--upside down!

"Why must there be a morning after?"

Edited to add the following:

"Sorry I couldn't save the painting, but I found this diamond."

"Whoa! Now that's some totally righteous bling-bling there!"

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