Best Foods mayonnaise is known as as Hellmann's east of the Rockies. Both are produced by Unilever.

Only one U.S. President has been awarded a patent; #6,469 (Lincoln)

Abraham Lincoln faces to the right on a penny while all the other presidents face to the left on US coins.

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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found.
-- Bender

The tidal effect of the moon on our blood amounts to nine red blood cells' worth of movement.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

scientifically men really are fatheads and women really are dense.
The male brain has more fat, probably evolutionary (men are built for combat)
Though the amounts of gray and white matter vary between the sexes, overall they have the same amount of matter, the female brain is denser.

Hi there, this is my first post!

It is impossible for a human to lick their own elbow (without resorting to amputation).

Oops, that's two facts.

Arrrgh now that's three facts. There are too many facts in this post! Dowp now there are five - how do I stop?!

I think you're in the clear as "There are too many facts in this post!" is an opinion. That renders the "now there are five" false. Congrats. You're off the hook.

Nerd

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook

Norway isn't depicted on Euro coins, but is on Euro notes.

(Or is it the other way around? Rats. I can't remember. But it's not on both!)

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I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice. I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

AND ...

How Many of us, Upon Reading Thiis ...

Tried to Liick their Own Elbow?

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

Au, chemistry's abbreviation for gold, is from the Roman goddess of the dawn, Aurora.

Actually, it's from the Latin for gold, aurum.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

But The History Channel sounded so convincing...

Yes, the chemical symbol Au for Gold was taken from the latin word, Aurum, meaning "shining dawn."

Aurora is the ancient Roman goddess of the dawn.

As you can see, the two are very closely related.

That's not true! I have a friend who can (I'll try to get a picture as proof). His tongue is a bit longer than usual though which may explain it.

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It is, however, impossible to kiss your own elbow.

The ancient Greeks believed that to kill a dolphin constituted an act of murder. They also considered the pursuit of frivolous lawsuits purely for financial gain a capital crime.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Its known as the knee pit in our house!

I vote for posterior patella as a candidate

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Are you a Bright?

The Vietnamese call the Vietnam War the American War.

The Russians call World War II the Great Patriotic War

The Irish call World War II the Emergency

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

New Zealand was the first country to give women the right to vote.

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"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit."
Stephen Hawking

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein

In Somalia, a standard method of trial is to have the defendant burn his tongue with a hot iron and then have an imam inspect the wound.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Humming birds can't walk.

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"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit."
Stephen Hawking

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein