Month-old chip dip does not smell nice when opened.

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that.

"Staying young requires the unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods." - Heinlein

"Freedom begins when you tell Ms. Grundy to go fly a kite." - Heinlein

Give it ANOTHER Month, it'll Turn into Yogurt!

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

Jesus was really called Yoshua, or Yahushua.

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`Irony` actually does mean `metal like`...

Buddha was Born Siddhartha Gautama!

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

Prince Siddhartha Gautama of Sakya, to be precise.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Ah Yes, True ...

Syrian Hamsters Can Have Anywhere Between Two and TWENTY Pups in a Single Litter, Although Eight Is The Most Common!

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

Antarctica is the largest desert on Earth.

Technically, Madagascar is a continent

It's natives speak an Austronesian language related to Maori and Hawaiian. It's nearest relative is Maanyan, which is only spoken on the island of Borneo, 4000 miles away

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Nothing smells bad to a dog.

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PW -- Plant Whisperer

Clarification: Dogs were ORIGINALLY Domesticated, to Eat Trash!!!

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

0.999~ == 1

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

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Why are apples not bananas since they are both fruit?

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Rasta comes from Ras-Tafari which is the original name of Haile Selassie I.

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Not because it is easy, but because it is hard...

There is no way to happiness,
happiness is the way.

Dubai has 17% of the world's cranes.

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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found.
-- Bender

One of the main exports of Georgian London was soot.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Pasta comes from Italy.

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PW -- Plant Whisperer

China ...

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

Pot Noodle comes from Welsh mines. The got the pot noodle strata while Italy got the pasta strata.
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The potato chip (crisp) was invented in 1853 as an act of revenge by a disgruntled New England chef against an uppity customer, who continuously returned his fried potatoes, claiming they were too thick and soggy. Exasperated, he decided to give the prissy toff all the thinness and crispiness he could handle. But the joke backfired; the customer was ecstatic about his meal and the prank became a staple of the restaurant.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

China comes from England.

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PW -- Plant Whisperer

Pet Hamsters Can Give HOUDINI a Run for his Money in Escapology!

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If you Ignore YOUR Rights, they Will go away.

So can Irish Setters.

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