the first 3 words must start with the first letter
of the previous posts last 3 words (IN ANY ORDER)

example

I went for a walk In The Woods----ITW


The Ice Was very thick On The Lake.

so OTL is next.

(Off Topic, LOL) - surely "The Ice Was" is TIW, not ITW, or am I mistaken?

First letter of the last 3 words in ANY ORDER

Is an Olive a fruit or a vegetable?

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Round...everything is always round!

Often a very important question is asked about this very subject. But not on this occasion!

Only The Olives really know the answer

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Round...everything is always round!

Tall kangaroos are quite common

A quilt can make people feel very comfortable.

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Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem.

canned vegetables fried in olive oil taste best.

"Our tadpole brains hurt," cried Frederick for the umpteenth time to his teacher, Mrs Ribbit. "I don't see the point of these pre-metamorphosis maths tests. They're too hard for me."

The other tadpoles in the class looked up in dismay. Frederick was always causing trouble for them. Only yesterday he'd brought a spawnography magazine into school, a stunt that ended in him being reprimanded in front of them all by Mr Slime the headmaster. Why couldn't he just keep quiet, behave and do his best like the rest of them?

Mrs Ribbit put down her piece of chalk and stared long and hard at Frederick, as frogs are often known to do. Her chin eased in and out. Her warts gleamed. "Frederick," she said menacingly, "shut up."

Frederick's blood ran cold and he wagged his tail feebly.

HTF

Have the Florida Panthers have a shot at the cup this year?

"Can you think of any possible reason why I should be interested in someone like you?" snorted the pouting hardbody in the red skirt.

Geoff felt his insides go watery. It had taken him almost an hour, and four Jack Daniels, to summon up the courage to walk over and ask this girl for a dance. Her companion, a tall, anorexic stalk with flat hair and a bust to match, gazed sourly at him with a face that made him think she had done something in her g-string.

Geoff hesitated. Now what? He shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot.

ftf

Five fairies trotted by my front window.

For many weeks now the production manager had been desperately racking his brains. The filming of his new television series, a gritty police drama featuring two morons wearing short-sleeved flowery shirts, set in the squalid backstreets of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, was nearing completion, but he still hadn't been able to think of a good name. Suddenly a flash of inspiration pierced his head. "I've got it!" he yelled. "Why aye, five oh!"

afo

a
fine
opportunity
was
wasted,
leaving
Ernie
in
quite
a
quandry

A quaint quack was uttered from the duck begging at my feet for the sandwich I was trying to eat in peace.

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"Stars in your multitudes! Scarce to be counted...keeping watch in the night..."

"You hold your course and your aim, and each in your season, returns and returns and is always the same."

--Stars, Les Miserables

I enjoy pepperoni and ham on my pizza.

OMP

Often, most people won't try something so different.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

SSD

Sometimes, some dogs do backflips!

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Alex

Dark Comedy Theory. Where c is coffee, s is spew, v is velocity, and w is how much windex used to clean LCD monitor. When I put the sentence through the equation, it unified all 4 forces above. I'm hoping someone here can help me express the precise mathematics into an elegant, simple equation. My next step is to post it in ATM, and then hopefully submit if for refereeing.
-Serenitude

DDB

Dumb doggie behavior, but fun to watch!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

FTW
Find the wonder of animals on Animal Planet, ardvarks to zebras.

ATZ

At the zoo you can find them, too!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

FTT

Find the target: Win the stuffed teddy bear.

STB

Sorry, too bad you didn't win.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

YDW

Young ducks wandered into my backyard

Bad Information Misleads a lot of people who think they have all the answers.

ATA


and then all the stars in the sky shone brightly!

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

SSB

so said Bernadette, and many believed her.

most bananas here are very small thanks to the european union.

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

together everyone, united we stand.