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Someday, son, all this will be yours...
(please continue with the next line..) Pete
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PJE There's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I had read that book by that wheelchair guy. |
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......All that you can see! Stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad!
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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found. -- Bender |
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" Listen,son. You're going to marry a girl whose Father owns some of the largest tracts of open land in England! "
![]() Now listen Alice ....'Herbert!" ....."You're going to marry Princess Lucky.....sooooo... you'd better get used to the idea!! ![]() Last edited by danscope : 04-November-2006 at 04:20 AM. |
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FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found. -- Bender |
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'But father......' Father 'You're marrying Princess Mitsy, so you better get used to the idea'. (I'm 37, I'm not old.......!)
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(Princess Mitzi Gaynor, daughter of King Otto, had wooden teeth and lived in Happy Valley. Don't despair, or you'll have to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up.) Anyway, it seemed a bit daft having to guard him when he's a guard.
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"I have a cunning plan that cannot fail." S. Baldrick |
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[quote=Eric Vaxxine;861058]Prince
'But father......' Father 'You're marrying Princess Mitsy, so you better get used to the idea'. FIRST GUARD Oh, I remember ... can he ... er ... can he leave the room with us? FATHER (carefully) No .... keep him in here ... and make sure he doesn't ... FIRST GUARD Oh, yes! we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were with him. FATHER No ... just keep him in here! ![]() |
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it fly through the open window...where it finds ....a mark...of sorts..) Reeeeeeeesucckthudddddddd........."Message for you,Sir!!!" " At Last!!!! A sign!!!!" |