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Old 02-November-2006, 11:34 PM
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Someday, son, all this will be yours...

(please continue with the next line..)

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Old 03-November-2006, 02:26 AM
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Old 03-November-2006, 03:38 AM
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......All that you can see! Stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad!
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...But dad, I don't want any of that. I'd rather...
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...I'd rather be one of the doorkeepers at Potala Palace...uhm...
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Old 03-November-2006, 03:58 PM
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Old 03-November-2006, 08:54 PM
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Stop that! Stop that right now! There'll be none of that here
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" Listen,son. You're going to marry a girl whose Father owns some of the largest tracts of open land in England! "

Now listen Alice ....'Herbert!" ....."You're going to marry Princess Lucky.....sooooo...
you'd better get used to the idea!!

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to guards....

'Stay 'ere and make sure 'E' doesn't leave!
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'Stay 'ere and make sure 'E' doesn't leave!
"Right, we're not to do anything apart from watching him.....HIC....."
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Old 05-November-2006, 11:12 PM
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"Right, we're not to do anything apart from watching him.....HIC....."
first gaurd....
"uh..untill you come to get him, we're not to enter the room..hic"
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The Prince?
FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
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FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave.

" We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him

entering the room." Hic
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Prince
'But father......'

Father
'You're marrying Princess Mitsy, so you better get used to the idea'.

(I'm 37, I'm not old.......!)
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Prince
'But father......'

Father
'You're marrying Princess Mitsy, so you better get used to the idea'.

(I'm 37, I'm not old.......!)
You're marrying Princess Lucky, so you better get used to the idea.

(Princess Mitzi Gaynor, daughter of King Otto, had wooden teeth and lived in Happy Valley. Don't despair, or you'll have to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up.)

Anyway, it seemed a bit daft having to guard him when he's a guard.
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[quote=Eric Vaxxine;861058]Prince
'But father......'

Father
'You're marrying Princess Mitsy, so you better get used to the idea'.

FIRST GUARD

Oh, I remember ... can he ... er ... can he leave the room with us?



FATHER

(carefully)

No .... keep him in here ... and make sure he doesn't ...



FIRST GUARD

Oh, yes! we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had

to leave and we were with him.



FATHER

No ... just keep him in here!
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"Hic"

"Right" Turns to leave The guards come with him.

"What are you doing?"

"We're comming with you"
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"Hic"

"Right" Turns to leave The guards come with him.

"What are you doing?"

"We're comming with you"
( The gaurds look sheepishly and friendly like at the young prince.....who takes pen and paper and nervously write a note.....attatches it to an arrow and let's
it fly through the open window...where it finds ....a mark...of sorts..)
Reeeeeeeesucckthudddddddd........."Message for you,Sir!!!"
" At Last!!!! A sign!!!!"
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