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12-October-2007, 01:52 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Outami. Outami who? Outami way, I'm comming in!
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13-October-2007, 05:37 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Biggish. Biggish who? Buy a copy and help the homeless! (I don't know if that will mean anything outside the UK.) Knock knock. Who's there? The man. The man who? Come in, Travis!
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13-October-2007, 05:48 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? A woodpecker.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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13-October-2007, 05:59 PM
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Knot knot
Who's there? String theory.
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13-October-2007, 06:06 PM
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Knock Knock
Sudden blast from a shot gun from someone a bit fed up of knock knock jokes
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Moderations in purple Fame, glory adventure, a cyber warrior craves not these things.
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14-October-2007, 02:47 AM
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The Man is everywhere!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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18-October-2007, 01:33 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Nobel Prize. Nobel Prize who? Nobel Prize is what you won for taking away your bell so we have to knock.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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18-October-2007, 07:51 PM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock...
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19-October-2007, 01:43 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Noba. Noba who? Noba Dee.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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19-October-2007, 04:40 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Psycho killer. Psycho killAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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19-October-2007, 10:02 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris what you get when you have two shoes.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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21-October-2007, 12:59 AM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Obsessive-compulsive. Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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21-October-2007, 07:55 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there Euripides Euripides who? Euripides trousers, so you better pay for them.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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24-October-2007, 10:46 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Philosophy major. Philosophy major who? Well, there are many ways to answer that...
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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24-October-2007, 10:48 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Oh god, you can't see me either?! It worked! I'm invisible!
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