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30-September-2007, 05:21 PM
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Knock Knock Jokes
Here is a thread where you can post knock knock jokes.
Example: Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Yes, have you seen my time machine?
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 
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30-September-2007, 09:10 PM
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-Knock, knock
-Who's there? -No, I'm Why. Who is at a game, playing first base.
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I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway. - Crow T. Robot Godspeed, John Glenn. - Scott Carpenter And these atomic bombs that science burst upon the world that night were strange even to the men that used them. - H.G Wells, The World Set Free To the conspiracy crowd, radiation is a big Boogey Man that inspires terror and death in all who encounter it. - JayUtah
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30-September-2007, 09:35 PM
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-knock, knock
-who's there? -it is DEATHHHH. - - -sorry, the wife canceled the bridge night, she's gone to stay with her sister because her boyfriend left her, again.. -Bugger!
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01-October-2007, 12:31 AM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Everest Everest who? Foreverest a really long time.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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02-October-2007, 06:47 PM
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knock knock!
who's there? Misbah! Misbah who? Misbah five runs! Sorry. I couldn't resist it. and apologies to non-cricket BAUTers
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clear skies If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. CARL SAGAN
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02-October-2007, 07:45 PM
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It's only TJ to say you may want to look at Pravda's cricket thread that's been running for over 4 years at: http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread...92#post2343092 But maybe you're already there under another name.
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03-October-2007, 01:02 AM
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Knock, Knock
Who's there? Handsome Handsome who? Handsome money under the door or else!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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04-October-2007, 06:48 PM
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From what you say, it sounds fun. no TJ, i don't subscribe to this thread....just a couple of other astronomy threads, besides BAUT, that's it
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clear skies If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. CARL SAGAN
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04-October-2007, 07:45 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there Indonesia Indonesia who? One look at you and I felt weak Indonesia, baby.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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05-October-2007, 07:56 PM
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Knock, knock
Who's there? No, just Roger Daltrey
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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.
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05-October-2007, 08:10 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister Bell. Knock knock. Who's there? Isabell. Isabell who? Isabell Jenkins. By the way, is it a legal requirement to have a bell fixed to your bicycle?
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05-October-2007, 08:46 PM
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Knock, knock
Who's there? Would you like to talk about accepting Jesus into your life? Just a moment.... Why are you holding a baseball bat? Knock, knock
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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.
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06-October-2007, 12:11 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Iraq and Iran. Iraq and Iran who? Iraqed my dad's car so Iran away from home. Can I live here? Knock Knock Who's there? Darth Vader. Give me the Death Star plans. <Locks self in basement>
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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07-October-2007, 02:17 AM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Joey. Joey who? Joey meet again!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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07-October-2007, 10:00 AM
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nok nok
who's there? someone who can't spell. someone who can't spell who? no some who can't spell 'nok'
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07-October-2007, 05:40 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Romanoff. Romanoff who? Have you seen my puppy? He's always Romanoff!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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07-October-2007, 06:40 PM
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It's fun to approach a friend and say:
"I have a great knock knock joke! You start." If you catch them off guard, they will say "Knock knock." You then say "Who's there?" and it will take them a second or two to realize what just happened. (If they recover in time and manage to deliver a real knock knock joke, kudos!) Of course, you want to keep a good joke at hand in case someone tries to pull this on you. Any of the fine examples in this thread will suffice, or you can try this one: Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c -- MOOOO! (The Moo may be delivered as a shout, or with a bored or derisive tone.)
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07-October-2007, 08:09 PM
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Will you remember me in a week?
Sure. Will you remember me in a month? Sure. Will you remember me in a year? Of course. Knock Knock Who's there? Hey, I thought you said you'd remember!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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