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05-January-2008, 07:40 PM
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It is three fourty PM and I don't know where my lobster is.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 
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05-January-2008, 08:16 PM
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I heard a guy burping in El Salvador.
(Of course, it was over the telephone.)
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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06-January-2008, 09:05 AM
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Now is the winter of our discount tent.
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06-January-2008, 09:08 AM
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Now is the winter of our discount tent.
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06-January-2008, 02:17 PM
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.....he repeated......... making a pitch........
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clear skies If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. CARL SAGAN
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06-January-2008, 03:15 PM
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Dont trifle with me custard!
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But you're sure the astronauts are lying; you just don't seem to know what they're lying about. jayutah
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06-January-2008, 05:10 PM
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Burn every stopwatch's cow except mine!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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06-January-2008, 05:19 PM
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Writing poems is lots of fun,
"And then", "However", "Again" say some, Yet most of all are rhythm and rhyme, But how and why with space and time, No one knows for sure, it's true, But I don't care, so why should you?
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How many times have you been about to grasp the truth when somebody else suddenly yanked it out of your reach?
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06-January-2008, 05:22 PM
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Your monkey stole my drink!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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06-January-2008, 05:28 PM
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I'm still waiting for my monkey to type out Hamlet.
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How many times have you been about to grasp the truth when somebody else suddenly yanked it out of your reach?
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06-January-2008, 05:38 PM
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Movie sequels are like nuclear energy.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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06-January-2008, 06:21 PM
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Step on no pets ... reads the same backwards!
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Round...everything is always round!
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06-January-2008, 06:54 PM
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Be kind and considerate and helpful to your
enemy.
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06-January-2008, 07:44 PM
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The most important component of a Formula 1
racing car, is the nut the holds the steering wheel.
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Round...everything is always round!
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06-January-2008, 07:54 PM
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My teeth itch...
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But you're sure the astronauts are lying; you just don't seem to know what they're lying about. jayutah
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06-January-2008, 08:13 PM
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There's a big pane in my window.
(ref ... Captain Beefheart)
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Round...everything is always round!
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06-January-2008, 09:15 PM
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Volume goes up, apple cores go down.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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07-January-2008, 11:57 AM
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Elvis is alive and well, and lives in my garden shed.... with Bill & Ben.
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But you're sure the astronauts are lying; you just don't seem to know what they're lying about. jayutah
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07-January-2008, 12:03 PM
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network your towels
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07-January-2008, 11:13 PM
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I ate a sundae with hot dog in the middle of the North Sea.
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song
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