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Old 08-January-2008, 04:46 PM
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Elvis is 73 today.
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Old 08-January-2008, 07:55 PM
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It is presently 13 o'clock.
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Old 09-January-2008, 01:38 PM
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Elvis is 73 today.

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Old 09-January-2008, 02:45 PM
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a wig was driving down the road when a police car pulls it over. The policeman asked it to blow into something and handed it a trumpet; and that is how the band The Green Onion Rapture Band started.
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Old 09-January-2008, 04:58 PM
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Old 09-January-2008, 07:41 PM
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Old 10-January-2008, 11:24 AM
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the moon is 70% chedder & 30% edam.
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Old 10-January-2008, 08:57 PM
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If "c" was next to "d" on the keyboard, you could type "XKCD" by only moving your finger one key over.
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Old 11-January-2008, 02:24 PM
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Old 11-January-2008, 02:25 PM
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Go-go dancing on the merry-go-round caused acute vertigo, relieved by taking LSD and tripping over into The Looking Glass.
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Old 13-January-2008, 01:34 PM
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Bullseye was only the stage name of Bill Sykes dog, his real name was Colin.
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Old 13-January-2008, 05:23 PM
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You can say that again said the blind man to the deaf mute while both sat in the darken room.
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Old 14-January-2008, 06:48 AM
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Did'ja hear Britney Spears is getting back together again?
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Old 14-January-2008, 11:29 AM
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Old 15-January-2008, 04:02 AM
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I saw a C in the sea once, but it wasn't spelled correctly.
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Old 15-January-2008, 10:10 AM
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Old 16-January-2008, 03:01 AM
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My favorite delusion is waking up every day.
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Old 16-January-2008, 06:22 PM
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some people delude them selves into thinking they wake up every day......
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Old 16-January-2008, 06:33 PM
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