was not caused by Speed Racer hitting the proverbial wall.

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"just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy"

Wasn't caused by the plate of spaghetti bolognesa I ate for dinner.

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that.

I am human. Fully human.

Not caused by the crunch of biting into a crispy taco.

was not caused by amateur dancers practicing Riverdance steps.

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"just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy"

The Tunguska Event was not caused by dropping a can of Pringles potato crisps.

...but it should have been... ;P

was not caused by a neo-Apocalypse cult badly driving their comet chariot.

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"just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy"

It wasn't caused by that roast beef sandwich I had for lunch...I hope.

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"Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it." - Florence Ambrose

It wasn't caused by my lil sis on her Baby Blade raceing around Bishop Auckland!

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Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re.

Varium et mutabile semper foemina.

Wasn't caused by my eating peas this evening...

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that.

I am human. Fully human.

The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by The Name Game [Peter peter bo-beter, bonana-fana fo-feter, mee, myy, moh meter -- PETER!]

wasn't caused by me catching Bat flu! sniff sniff!

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Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re.

Varium et mutabile semper foemina.

wasn't caused by a toothbrush cleaning teeth

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It was not caused by an interdimensional crossrip. And it didn't happen in 1909. Sorry Ray.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by the internet craze of Caramelldansen (although I'd be willing to hear arguments to the contrary).

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"Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it." - Florence Ambrose

The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by Matt announcing he's baking a cake, although it should have. >:-\

Wasn't caused by one of the boring episodes of X-Files. Although David Duchovny seems like a likely candidate.

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It wasn't caused by the election of William Howard Taft.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Wasn't caused by my tree pollen hayfever

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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found.
-- Bender

There's a slight possibility that it was caused by the creation of Mother's Day.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Wasn't caused by my recent phone outage...

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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol.

Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that.

I am human. Fully human.

wasn't caused by baseball cards

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The Tunguska Event was not caused by the sliced bananas in my morning cereal.