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22-January-2008, 08:53 PM
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It was not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had it been, this event would have been followed by vital information from local, state, and national authorities.
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22-January-2008, 09:00 PM
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by jellyfish.
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23-January-2008, 05:41 AM
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It was not caused when someone dropped an expensive vase.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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23-January-2008, 06:10 AM
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by the four wheels of fury of a Toyota Tacoma...
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23-January-2008, 06:12 AM
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nor by Asteroid 2007 TU24
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23-January-2008, 06:37 AM
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ACHOO!
...Nope, that wasn't it.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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23-January-2008, 06:42 PM
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Also not caused by me being Online.
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23-January-2008, 06:54 PM
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 (I was getting tired of the damn thing anyway)
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23-January-2008, 07:03 PM
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Not caused by excessively high pollen counts.
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23-January-2008, 08:10 PM
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by my alarm clock!
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23-January-2008, 08:32 PM
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It wasn't caused by the excessive oregano in the spaghetti sauce!
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23-January-2008, 09:06 PM
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by the street lights going on.
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Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. Admiral Hyman Rickover.USN. "Make the most of every day like it could be your last and enjoy each others company as this will make good memories for when we pass". chrissy *A rock is for life not just for throwing*
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23-January-2008, 11:38 PM
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 It was not caused by a pizza maker tossing pizza dough. I'm rather certain that wasn't the cause, anyway. 
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24-January-2008, 12:02 AM
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Not caused by static electricity.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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24-January-2008, 12:30 AM
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It wasn't caused by my booting up in WinDoze PX.
...Or was it? (That would bring new meaning to the term "blue screen of death")
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24-January-2008, 05:09 AM
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The Tunguska event was not caused by Bob and Doug MacKenzie.
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24-January-2008, 05:34 AM
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It was not caused by IBM's tumbling stock price.
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