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Old 20-April-2008, 06:13 PM
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it wasn't caused by my cat sleeping on her back.
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Old 20-April-2008, 10:37 PM
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it wasn't caused by angry wasps
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Old 21-April-2008, 09:45 PM
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it wasn't caused by squishing them
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Old 22-April-2008, 08:33 PM
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Not caused by donut holes.
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Old 23-April-2008, 09:08 AM
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Or by swiss cheese holes
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Old 23-April-2008, 01:37 PM
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Or by the hole in the Ozone Layer.
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Old 23-April-2008, 01:54 PM
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What hole in the ozone layer...........lol
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Old 23-April-2008, 03:08 PM
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The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by twisting apart an Oreo and eating the creme filling first.
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Old 23-April-2008, 06:10 PM
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It wasn't caused by my jumping off the balcony.
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Old 23-April-2008, 06:12 PM
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Nor your landing!

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Old 23-April-2008, 06:28 PM
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Well... No comment on that (TOP SECRET)
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Old 23-April-2008, 07:58 PM
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Has anybody heard of the custard cream event ???????????? (UK BISCUIT)
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wasn't caused by soft melted cheese on a thick juicy burger on warm fluffy bread, although that has been known to cause hunger (and take it away).
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Old 01-May-2008, 03:15 AM
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Wasn't caused by Alien technology to lead me to eventually make this thread either.
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wasn't caused by my Fireblade being started.
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Wasn't caused by SPF 40 sunscreen.
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Old 02-May-2008, 05:40 AM
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wasn't caused by the swallows returning home! (Yeay!)
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Wasn't caused by that killer sociology final the other day....
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Old 10-May-2008, 07:51 PM
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Wasn't caused by fans tossing jelly beans at The Beatles in the 1960s...
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Old 11-May-2008, 01:05 PM
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I wasn't caused by the bee I inhaled which stung the inside of my mouth when I was four.
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Old 11-May-2008, 07:48 PM
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I did that also when I was 7!

It wasnt caused by my nasty neighbours extremly loud music!
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Old 11-May-2008, 07:50 PM
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was not caused by the magnesium fire starter I used on my campfire.
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