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20-April-2008, 06:13 PM
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it wasn't caused by my cat sleeping on her back.
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20-April-2008, 10:37 PM
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it wasn't caused by angry wasps
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21-April-2008, 09:45 PM
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it wasn't caused by squishing them
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23-April-2008, 09:08 AM
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Or by swiss cheese holes
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23-April-2008, 01:54 PM
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What hole in the ozone layer...........lol
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23-April-2008, 06:10 PM
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It wasn't caused by my jumping off the balcony.
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23-April-2008, 06:12 PM
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Nor your landing!
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23-April-2008, 06:28 PM
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Quote:
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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol. Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that. "Staying young requires the unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods." - Heinlein "Freedom begins when you tell Ms. Grundy to go fly a kite." - Heinlein
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23-April-2008, 07:58 PM
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Has anybody heard of the custard cream event ???????????? (UK BISCUIT)
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30-April-2008, 10:47 PM
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wasn't caused by soft melted cheese on a thick juicy burger on warm fluffy bread, although that has been known to cause hunger (and take it away).
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01-May-2008, 03:15 AM
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Wasn't caused by Alien technology to lead me to eventually make this thread either.
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01-May-2008, 08:37 AM
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wasn't caused by my Fireblade being started.
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02-May-2008, 04:39 AM
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Wasn't caused by SPF 40 sunscreen.
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02-May-2008, 05:40 AM
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wasn't caused by the swallows returning home! (Yeay!)
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07-May-2008, 04:41 PM
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Wasn't caused by that killer sociology final the other day....
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11-May-2008, 01:05 PM
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I wasn't caused by the bee I inhaled which stung the inside of my mouth when I was four.
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I am Mugs, of the Alien clan of Usa, Nordamerica, a Terran, of Sol. Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often not a very good one at that. "Staying young requires the unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods." - Heinlein "Freedom begins when you tell Ms. Grundy to go fly a kite." - Heinlein
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11-May-2008, 07:48 PM
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 I did that also when I was 7!It wasnt caused by my nasty neighbours extremly loud music! 
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