aegis : taking a long time.

affray : where the thread is starting to come loose.

agent : a single man.

ahoy : a feeling of sickness.

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Alkaline - it'sh 'ard to do when you're drunk

Pop star - what I'd like to do to most of them

Mutant - an ant who takes a vow of silence

Hamlet - a small pig

Universe - a very short poem

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

outburst : explosion.

ostracize : as large as an ostrich.

panegyric : circular glass.

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"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Fables - male fairy cattle

Regolith - royal stones

Substation - an underwater dock

Hippocampus - where Hippos spend their summer vacation

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

imbalance : a drunk paramedic.

paragon : vanishing airbourne soldier.

paraphrase : a saying from the airbourne soldier.

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"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Antarctic - an ant who involuntarily twitches his head in a semicircle

Widget - a very short wizard

Massachusetts - the measurements of the mass of several sneezes

Bilateral - passing two footballs at once

Shamrock- fake stone

Down syndrome - gravity

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Molybdenum - Blue jeans made from a wild herb.

Hurricane - to beat someone very quickly.

Vegetarian - a Druid

Mushroom - a room for storing soft foods

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Beatnik - Nik owes me money.

Bakery - a head shop

Pagoda - what your father has one of.

Horsemanship - a boat for Centaurs

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

particle : a small icicle.

passim : to walk past a man.

pathos : one of the three muskateers.

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"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Metaphor - why you had a meeting with her.

Category - a bloody feline.

Ethanol - an' the horthe they rode in on.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

pell-mell : a place in London.

peddler : a cyclist.

pelvis : rock 'n' roll singer.

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"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Fireworks - what the world's first status report said.

Pickup truck - an event in a strongman contest

Mousepad - a free gift for every customer, courtesy of Steamroller Pest Exterminators, Inc.

Hexadecimal - to put a curse on a number

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Atlas - finally!

Pseudoscience - the study of pseudos

Butterfly - what happens when you drop your toast.

Satellite - a chair that couldn't hold much weight

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

penitent : very cheap camping equiptment.

permafrost : good working freezer.

permit : one glove.

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"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline
Semantics- pranks conducted by young men studying fir the priesthood
Oyster - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions

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pharmacist : agricultral boil.

phenomenon : a song from the muppets.

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Prototype - an experienced typist

Nobleman - an honest fellow who does not lie

hologram - what a measuring scale does

Hyena - the sound you make when you sit on a cold toilet seat

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Chorale - a round of drinks for a singing group

Prevailing - covering your face before leaving home

Addiction - a way of speaking

Serenity - giving up very calmly

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Spectroscope - a multicolored mouthwash

Clearinghouse - what happens when the cops bust a party

Glucosamine - and nobody else's.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Affadavit - is better than none.

Mirage - where an illusionist parks his car.

Database - where to stand in virtual baseball.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

pigeon : year of the porcine.

impede : a small multi-legged creature.

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Rectitude - formal dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you

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Gargoyle - an olive flavoured mouthwash

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polygraph test = an exam on parrot charts

staple = don't go and do the opposite of push

euphoric = not against it

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Spectacle: Actions resulting in giggles from small particles.
Moment: Icy cool hard candy, designed for grass cutters.
Monkey: A device used to open the locks of Rastafarian's
Butterfly: A speedy delivery service for churned dairy products.
Purple: Antidepressant for cats.

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hoo-ha : a laugh.

home sick : very ill house.

home work : employed house.

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Leicester: Instruction to a character witness on your side
Brandy: Fond of burning marks into things
Roman Empire: a civilization of nomads

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

extol : free passage .

Fair Isle : a pretty place to stay a while.

Fatal : a tall woman.

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Bamboo: and exploding ghost

Bumblebee: a contest where you spell words while falling down

Google: what your eyes do after too much time online

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Railgun: a weapon that shoots trains

Moonbase: The Moon's first layer of makeup

Obsession: a meeting with an obstetrician

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort