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01-April-2008, 02:10 PM
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sycophant - a contagious pachyderm
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night "The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort 
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08-April-2008, 08:11 AM
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Telautograph - a signature that speaks
Chronometer - A measurement for old hags Transmission - a specific assignment for crossdressers
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Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re. (Gentle in manner, resolute in execution) Varium et mutabile semper foemina. (Woman is a ever changeful and capricious thing)
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10-April-2008, 02:18 PM
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pilchard = burnt tablet.
pigment = aimed for the pork. pinking shears = to turn hedges a shade or rose.
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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time. "Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"
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10-April-2008, 10:21 PM
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previous: the feeling one has just before envy sets in
purchasing: here, kitty, kitty, kitty! perhaps: when you rub cats the right way
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A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.
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10-April-2008, 10:53 PM
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matador = one rug out side the house.
meerkat = river dwelling feline. megahertz = very painful.
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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time. "Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"
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10-April-2008, 10:58 PM
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briefs: shorts summaries
pantaloons: exhausted aquatic birds bobby socks: RFK's, not JFK's
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A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.
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10-April-2008, 11:20 PM
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manuscript = written notes for a certain football team.
marigold = a gold digger. mannikin = dummy relative.
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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time. "Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"
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11-April-2008, 07:08 AM
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Mondegreen - global reforestation campaign
patois - friendly patting of the shoulder malapropism - invaders' and colonialists' wishful propping-up of puppet regimes Priapic - the era prior to the Primates cojones - co-ed toilet facilities obsequious - obsessive inquisitiveness salacious - scandalous and excessive compensation for CEOs bamboozle - smuggling of fullmoonshine from China Xanadu - super X-rated adult movie
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11-April-2008, 02:45 PM
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kerchief = clan leader.
kerosene = play put on by the above clan. keratin = containers made by the above clan too. a very fastidious clans people they are too.
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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time. "Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"
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11-April-2008, 07:29 PM
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Spartan:New marine varnish color.
Android: Painful and embarrassing affliction of synthetic people. Treated with Preparation RUR. Pumpkin: Cousins who work at the gas station. Drill: Small copepods causing holes in whale baleen. Diploma: Mother with the usual two sets of chromosomes.
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
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13-April-2008, 09:25 AM
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Abundance - Place where buns go to boogie.....
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Thank God for magnetism.
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14-April-2008, 05:44 AM
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Quote:
 Synthetic - an artifically induced muscle twitch. Robot - an automated rowboat. Cyborg - what depressed Swedes do.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night "The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort
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15-April-2008, 04:02 PM
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metacarpal: encountering friend at petrol station
Fibia: lying vowels Sternum: strict digits
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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris. Quantum analysis is scientific dithering Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai! Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!
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15-April-2008, 04:56 PM
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point: taro root mash with nettles
sources: bad-tempered witch damage: the magician in the 'hood license:the ability to know someone isn't telling the truth important: a more expensive version of the domestic ant
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
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15-April-2008, 05:28 PM
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domestic: the handle of an umbrella
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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris. Quantum analysis is scientific dithering Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai! Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!
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16-April-2008, 11:54 PM
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umbrella: science fiction heroine played by Halle Berry
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
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17-April-2008, 12:56 AM
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Bugaboo - vacuous politicians who are booed
Caveat - primitive food without p&s, sugar or liquor Missive - passive misses Escapade - hoarding of foreign aids to a personal swiss account Discomfiture - nearly dropping down low-hip pants Mendacious - delicious men to date with Sinecure - a brand name for a sinus spray Slam dunk - waterboarding Petard - dumbing down of pets Dictum - a rare birth defects of having 2 rec...s Deleterious - perverted abuse of the 'delete' key
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17-April-2008, 11:38 PM
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Halle Berry: Insulting expression used by the ancient Romans when during their 'elect a mad emperer' era, one emperer who lasted four days until eaten, was, in fact, a grape...
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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris. Quantum analysis is scientific dithering Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai! Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!
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18-April-2008, 04:58 PM
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debate: what you use to catch de fish
(pardon, but my uncle told me that one 50 years ago, and I still like it)
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
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18-April-2008, 07:39 PM
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Forensic: what overseas tourists create after eight pints of local and a curry
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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris. Quantum analysis is scientific dithering Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai! Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!
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18-April-2008, 11:11 PM
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coffee: what you pay the doctor for diagnosing your pneumonia
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
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18-April-2008, 11:17 PM
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cyclone: The noise your double makes when he first sees you and realises what he looks like
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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris. Quantum analysis is scientific dithering Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai! Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!
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18-April-2008, 11:32 PM
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artistic: painter flicking his hair back
rebate: what mike's uncle's words were about sometimes terror: sound made by a exceptionally large terrier distant: French for "not dat aunt" artifice: something unnaturally frozen
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A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.
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21-April-2008, 01:38 PM
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misspell - young witch
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Thank God for magnetism.
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21-April-2008, 02:12 PM
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confusion: the meeting of two tricksters
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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris. Quantum analysis is scientific dithering Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai! Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!
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22-April-2008, 11:07 PM
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belfry = shallow fried bells.
belittle = nothing wrong with being short.
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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time. "Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"
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23-April-2008, 06:21 PM
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collaborate: hourly wage for miners
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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
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23-April-2008, 07:01 PM
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elephantitis - when their trunks dribble a lot
drive - how bees respond when their hive gets wet reading - the second time you crash into the same vehicle orangutan - when you ring your friend's doorbell when they're out sunning themselves label - what a bull does when he falls asleep Bookmark! - what you yell at Mark after he robs a liquor store paper - the act of buying things individuall instead of in a set bottle - what you do when you purchase a Jethro Tull album
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