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Old 23-April-2008, 09:39 PM
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cognoscenti - cognac scented gnocchi
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ha ha ! he was 'pre-position'ed by his 'grammar'
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prevaricate = making sure ahead of time that this is, in fact, Catherine.
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intent = confind to a campsite.
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oh by jean!
and then use a flannel to clean up the joke
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parasite = two sites side by side ??
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a lame attempt

virus: all your money!
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