Some examples.

Giggle: a search engine for jokes

Incline: what a pen makes

Kilogram: Phone an assassin

Legroom: French man getting married

Romantics: what people get up to in the Italian Capital

Xylophone: Wooden Phone

Ventricle: that line of damp from around the extractor fan

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would 'kissletoe' (christmas) qualify for inclusion, capt swoop?

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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
Fazor: "Hail, Bautainia! We pledge our hearts to thee! Science and woo, some babbling too, and astron-oh-meee!"
slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.

if it's a real word with a new meaning

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Tempest : a part time woodworm

Fulsome : I've had too much to eat

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chillaxing

(chilling and relaxing)

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psychopath : an extra pavement for cyclists

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good one Chrissy...

deodorant: remove a common insect's smell

dandelion: a fine feline

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your welcome EndeavorRX7

Feasible : a charge for having a name like Sible !

father-in-law : a legal dad

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Computer bug- somebody who bothers computers.

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Forum : to, uh I can't remember

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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
Fazor: "Hail, Bautainia! We pledge our hearts to thee! Science and woo, some babbling too, and astron-oh-meee!"
slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.

Forum- Two-um plus two-um.

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Glad you like Mahesh tee hee!

camphor : warm tent lining!

cancan : to repeat it twice that you are able to do it !

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tractor : a path leading to the top of a hill or mountain.

phonies : a thing that ringies and you answer it (most of the time anyway)

package : an era after the iron age!

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i think you got the hang of it lol

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cottage : age of a small childs bed.

cosmopolitan : outer space tanning service for parrots.

corrode : a vehicle you travel in.

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pollyanna: first English parrot in Siam

polymer: parrot overboard, mon ami!

monopoly: parrot's kissing disease

polychloride: Ms. Leachman's plastic car

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polyunsaturated : a very dry parrot.

poppy : a posh name for a young dog.

paddock : cushions for a harbor.

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Polygon- What the parrot said when it flew out the window
Geometry- What the acorn said when it grew up

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expect : old wound from a bird.

delicate : the girl who serves you your cooked meats.

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Lymph - to walk with a lisp

Coffee - a person who is coughed upon

Abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

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synchromesh : netting for chrome sinks.

tachograph : a chart hanging device.

tallboy : over sized youth.

tapeworm : a measuring device for invertebrates.

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Cacophony - a false cacoph.

Dialectic - a debate that makes you run to the bathroom.

Misogyny - a strong dislike for Japanese soup.

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identikit : twin cats.

JPEG : used for hanging pjamas on the washing line.

kaleidoscope : when you bump your telescope onto something!

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Gelatin - the weakest form of tin.

Moccasins -What-a the saint-a do to the ones, they in hell-a

Random - chasing a submissive

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Mars Rover - the dog of war

Pottery - Evoking memories of Harry Morgan

Prince of Wales - a loud baby

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Dopler effect - the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

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abnormal : normal flat stomach.

abstain : usage of too much self-tanning lotion on the stomach.

absent : home delivery for new stomach muscles.

acronym : agile fairy.

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Mandarin - Dick York, because he's more masculine than Dick Sargent.

Firefly - what rockets do.

Spider-Man - Der jealous wife followed him.

Wikipedia - an encyclopedia of candlemaking.

Tunguska - a musical instrument made of tungsten.

Gastroenterology - the science of smuggling petrolium products into the country

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"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Kryptonite - where the Crypt Keeper will be spending his evening

Callisto - a sign that your shoes don't fit

Ecliptic - e-mailed coupons

Chivalry - the art of putting the right toppings on a baked potato

Manuscript - a male scribe

Iron Age - a bad way to flatten your wrinkles

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"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort