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Old 12-April-2008, 03:58 PM
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Thanks for that Mike.

Moe's Bar would sponsor that too!
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The bar formerly known as Moe's has been renamed. Moe now has a business partner named Lester. The bar is open 16 hours a day, with Moe working the first eight-hour shift, and Lester the second.

The watering hole's new name is the Moe or Les Bar.
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What do you take for a haddock?
Sometimes aspirin, sometimes calomel.
You a mean chocolate calomel; I like-a that too.
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Do not turn the crank. Repeat: DO NOT TURN THE CRANK.

If you do turn the crank, DO NOT RELEASE THE LOCKING PAWL.

If you release the locking pawl, PRESS THE SAFETY BUTTON WITH A FIRM, CONTINUOUS PRESSURE.

If you press the safety button with a firm, continuous pressure, YOU WILL REENGAGE THE LOCKING PAWL.

If you reengage the locking pawl, DO NOT TURN THE CRANK.
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Oh, Christ, you turned the crank.....
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