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Old 21-March-2008, 01:14 PM
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Not to mention having children with the heads of german shepherds.
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Old 21-March-2008, 02:26 PM
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and having three heads!
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Old 23-March-2008, 12:42 AM
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and having three heads!
of three different species, no less.
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Old 23-March-2008, 01:25 AM
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and fish scales on their backs
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Old 23-March-2008, 11:30 PM
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Almost 50% of the people who post on this thread are below average.
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Old 23-March-2008, 11:36 PM
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I'm glad I'm the other 50% then
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Old 23-March-2008, 11:41 PM
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A good place to be, statistically speaking.
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Old 23-March-2008, 11:47 PM
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but hang around here too long and the side effects could seriously harm your health and thinking power, erm ! why am I here? who are you? why did I say this? how do I get out of here? m-m-m-mammmmmmmmmmmm help me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
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Old 24-March-2008, 07:17 PM
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Not to mention having children with the heads of german shepherds.
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Can I have a large pepperoni with extra cheese please, large coke and fries. Oh and a fresh nappy, when does home help get here ?????????
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sorry you have the wrong number, this is the Fishermans society for Baluga whales!
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gee, i have a haddock awready....
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gee, i have a haddock awready....
What do you take for a haddock?
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cod liver oil tablets off course!
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Theres somethinga bit fishy going on here!
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Not going to follow that one into infinity Swift, but maybe one more link to follow............................................ ........
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