These are "words" that result from typing errors, misspellings, etc., and which are then assigned a meaning different from the intended original. Sort of like spoonerisms but also related to Mrs. Malaprop.

For starters,

mispelling: something that is self-explanatory

tpying: hands and brain disconnect

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youm: Southerner trying to kick the "y'all" habit

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Yeah! Your 6,000th post, Chrissy! Way to go!

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If I set the budget, we'd have Ares and more. Unfortunately, I don't set the budget, and Ares is just too expensive and too far out for us to accomplish our goals within the budget we were given.

If we halt the ISS, all versions of Ares, and transport Orion and Altair aboard DIRECTv3's Jupiter family of Shuttle-Derived Launch Vehicles, we just might make it back to the Moon by 2020.

LOL! Ayuh, thet was a gud 'un!

Nucalar: radioactive apples sold south of the Mason-Dixon line.


BTW, congrats, chrissy! Post #6000! WTG!

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* JAWJUH (noun) — The state north of
Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck.”

* BAMMER (noun) — The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20,000,000 in improvements.”

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If I set the budget, we'd have Ares and more. Unfortunately, I don't set the budget, and Ares is just too expensive and too far out for us to accomplish our goals within the budget we were given.

If we halt the ISS, all versions of Ares, and transport Orion and Altair aboard DIRECTv3's Jupiter family of Shuttle-Derived Launch Vehicles, we just might make it back to the Moon by 2020.

Thanks Mak and Mugs

brg = southern drawl for an ice burg!

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Sounds like a Scottish brogue...

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If I set the budget, we'd have Ares and more. Unfortunately, I don't set the budget, and Ares is just too expensive and too far out for us to accomplish our goals within the budget we were given.

If we halt the ISS, all versions of Ares, and transport Orion and Altair aboard DIRECTv3's Jupiter family of Shuttle-Derived Launch Vehicles, we just might make it back to the Moon by 2020.

kissletoe

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clear skies

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. CARL SAGAN

Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
Fazor: "Hail, Bautainia! We pledge our hearts to thee! Science and woo, some babbling too, and astron-oh-meee!"
slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.

howhere: looking for a house of ill-repute

meatbolism: A splinter sect of the Pastafarians.

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

thurderstorm : the rain cloud that was always over James Thurder's head

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

I'm going to have to give this some thurder thought...

Herpaps I'll one day riscover a woo nerd to post here in accordance rit der nules

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If I set the budget, we'd have Ares and more. Unfortunately, I don't set the budget, and Ares is just too expensive and too far out for us to accomplish our goals within the budget we were given.

If we halt the ISS, all versions of Ares, and transport Orion and Altair aboard DIRECTv3's Jupiter family of Shuttle-Derived Launch Vehicles, we just might make it back to the Moon by 2020.

By the way, me pap smears his words all the time.

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If I set the budget, we'd have Ares and more. Unfortunately, I don't set the budget, and Ares is just too expensive and too far out for us to accomplish our goals within the budget we were given.

If we halt the ISS, all versions of Ares, and transport Orion and Altair aboard DIRECTv3's Jupiter family of Shuttle-Derived Launch Vehicles, we just might make it back to the Moon by 2020.

feling: cat not landing on its feet

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

HAA!

do you realise .....what you have started here, chrissy?...

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clear skies

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. CARL SAGAN

Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
Fazor: "Hail, Bautainia! We pledge our hearts to thee! Science and woo, some babbling too, and astron-oh-meee!"
slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.

cielings...

.....nothing more than... cielings.....

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

who me


Whiye = little miss Muffet ate this!

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

tot he: dead German male

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waht: Capt. Binghamton's interrogatory to McHale ("Waht is it, McHale? Waht? Waht?")

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

nubers: what n00bies count with...

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A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.

aprt = lips tightly pursed together.

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

Mu = a dyslexic cat

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I don't believe in mathematics. Albert Einstein

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris.

Quantum analysis is scientific dithering

Professor Frink: My observations n'hey, n'hey, show the universe could be a torus Weh, uh, or toriod it may like the typewriters and bananas and the monkeys with big teeth the biting the screaming Mm-hai!

Homer: mmmmm... doughnuts!

siad: read advertising in newspaper

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n00bies: caused by a typo, Mine...

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Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. -- Niels Bohr --

Ipsa scientia potestas est. ~ Knowledge itself is power.---- Bacon
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.


Hint: this is at heart a scientific forum, and underneath the fooling around there are some diamond-hard minds hanging about, ready to tear you to shreads. -- mike alexander --

warmty = tastes horrible, tastes better when it's hot

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

pron = eva pron from argentina!

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

yiou: general cry of pain, usually with an excalmation point.

oh for heaven's sake..


excalmation: the state of having been formerly sedate

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

losses = when a snake has lost it's voice.

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

excalmation point: that part of the horse latitudes where the crew celebrates, finally getting some wind back in their sails!

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^ Good'un

astornomy: study of the richest family in 19th century America

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

Well call me John Jacob and laugh out loud!

Waldroof Astoria: Resort under the canopy of the Black Forest where the International Astornomy Union holds its conventions.

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