For that matter, how many people actually have corners in their eyes? "I saw it out of the corner of my eye." Isn't that akin to hiding something in the corner of a basketball?

I worry about such things. And I'm not alone. They just called about fifteen minutes ago and left a message about it. And you know what They say. In fact, Everybody knows what They say. I have to assume Everybody is telepathic, or clairvoyant. If Everybody knows what They are thinking, then why even bother asking what They think? Just ask Everybody.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

I knew dust, once.

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Ook.

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"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

441!!!! :)

Thank you Librarian, I never knew.

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I am concerned that I am not concerned enough about the most worrisome thing. Right now it seems the price of oil should be the most worrisome, but I feel a deep discomfort that I should really be worrying about pork bellies. I have strange dreams of pork bellies floating in a sea of oil, but pork bellies are denser than oil, which is part of my concern. Is this related to the well known Freudian "Fear of Flying Pigs?", where the son is supposed to marry his mother and turn his father into bacon?

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

For Pete's Sake don't worry about such things. It leads to streis and strain. You'll wind up a cab driver.

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A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.

Ook?

More properly pronounced oook.

Possible translations, depending on inflection which unfurtunately isn't expressed well in writing, are:

• Yes, that's my banana.
• No, that is my banana.
• Silence! This is a library.
• Who are you calling a monkey?

as well s several others.

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An emperor without enemies, a king without a kingdom, supported in life by the willing tribute of a free people.

Do dust bunnies worry about pork bellies? Do dust bunnies have bellies? And what about the eyes of March?

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

Bunny bellies are an underappreciated commodity. They are currently trading at $0.38/furlong, near hysterical lows. Investors examining the heuristics of the bunny belly market are generally considered to be perverts. Many bunny belly traders also have a sideline selling shorts, mainly the silly-looking ones British safari-goers wear with pithed hats.

Hat-rights activists generally deplore the practice of pithing hats before putting them on, calling it a cruel and unusual practice, and can often be seen blocking hats from being pithed. This gets the hat manufacturers totally pithed off, resulting in their pithing short bunnies instead.

Refs:

"The Myth of the Pith", Wheeling, Schomberg & Des Plaines, St. Martin's Press, 1968.

"Selling Shorts in the Bunny Belly Market", Cleveland, Columbus & Cincinnati, Simon Templar Press, 1968.

"Pookas: All You Need to Know About a Quick Pith", Dowd & Harvey, 1968.

"Lithph: A Pronunciation-Challenged Computer Language", Fortran & Cobol, Basic Press, 1968.

"Do Cute Little Bunnies Really Have Tasty Bellies?", Obligate Carnivore Press, 1968.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Furlongs per fortnight. No reason, I just think that's a funny way of expressing velocity. It amuses me. Furlongs per fortnight.

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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny]
Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part
And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around

Its only funny until someone puts an eye out. Or the cat out.

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

10 S_n e¹

(I regret to report that that was my 10,000 post)

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

And an amazing thread to post your 10,000th post in. Just remember the three Fates who determine the length of the thread: Athos, Porthos and Aramis.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

But your post count says 9,999!

CJSF

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Two years ago moved from my town
I was looking up past the city lights
But the city lights got in my way

See the constellation ride across the sky
No cigar, no lady on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines

-from "See The Constellation"
by They Might Be Giants

Well, it was 10,000, so obviously They are responsible. It's a post count conspiracy!

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I say there is an invisible elf in my backyard. How do you prove that I am wrong?

Disclaimer: Avatar is not an official NASA image and does not imply any specific interplanetary or interstellar capability.

The Leif Ericson Cruiser

Chads! HANGING CHADS!

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Hey! Leave Chad alone! What did he ever do to you?

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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny]
Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part
And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around

It wasn't what he did, it was what he did. . .

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i once saw this cat and was like ohh no run kitty run. but i ran over it.

he should have listened.

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"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
-Albert Einstein-

Too real, man, too real!


A Fisherman's Haiku

Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish,
Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, cod,
Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish,

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