The King and Eye: A deranged monarch falls in love with an eyeball. Proving once again that love is blind.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

Wiestworld: An amusement park based on Hollywood movie studios is all the rage until one of the actorbots goes rogue.

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Waistworld: An amusement park based on the show "The Biggest Loser" where everyone who is anyone wants to be seen, until a liposuction machine goes rogue.

(Thanks for the idea, ABR.)

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DETAILS: Where the Devil waits to ensnare the unprepared!
Remember. Just because I'm sure doesn't mean I'm right.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Wasteworld: All of Earth finally becomes the dreaded one big garbage heap.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

WWEstworld: One of the wrestlers forgets it's not real. Stuff happens, yadda yadda yadda, he and his daughter get reality TV shows.

Oh, what the heck...

North by Northwestworld: live action roleplaying amusement park where you play Roger Thornhill and, if you're lucky, you might survive to see Mount Rushmore.

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Vestvorld: Where Ensign Checkov cannot possibly go worng...

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The Return for Deposit Jedi: The Force now comes in recyclable containers. Much like the movies themselves

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The No Deposit, No Return Jedi: Hijinks ensue when three Jedi Temple youngling brats decide to go collecting empty pop bottles on Coruscant's rough back streets.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

Return of the Nehi: docudrama tracing the origins and present whereabouts of a unique product. Padawan Antacid Skydrinker and his Nehi Master Wal Tero Reilly crisscross the USA looking for clues. Starring Angelina Jolie as the stockings lady.

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I am Curious George: the life of a small primate trying to escape from zombies wearing yellow hats.

I'm trying to come up with a plot to go with the title Dead Man Waltzing, but I keep thinking of a movie with Charlton Heston and Will Smith.

swampyankee, how about this.

Dead Man Waltzing: A zombie wanders into a costume ball only to be mistaken as a dancing partner for Angelina Jolie. Staring Charlton Heston as Angelina Jolie, Will Smith as Charlton Heston, and Angelina Jolie as the Zombie.

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I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
DETAILS: Where the Devil waits to ensnare the unprepared!
Remember. Just because I'm sure doesn't mean I'm right.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Let's see...Charlton Heston in drag, Will Smith in whiteface, and Angelina Jolie.

Yeah, I'd pay to see that (NOT!).

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I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
DETAILS: Where the Devil waits to ensnare the unprepared!
Remember. Just because I'm sure doesn't mean I'm right.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Sarah, Plain and Walking Tall: A single New England woman responds to an advertisement by a Tennessee sheriff in which he asks for a bride to help him rid his town of crime and corruption. Starring Glenn Close and Joe Don Baker.

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Three Mules for Sister Souljah: Just when you thought hip-hop couldn't get funkier.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

Dead Man Walking Tall: Move over Woody Harrelson! Buford Pusser is back for the fight of his life -- fighting hordes of the walking dead and dealing with Susan Sarandon who argues that Zombies are people, too, and deserve better than death and dismemberment.

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Tin Supporter:Kevin Costner protects his genetic inheritance from outer-space signals


Ghostbustiers: Egon weaves sexy garments from ectoplasm

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Twister: Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt head for the county fair to ride The Twister for 1 hour and 10 minutes. Watch them scream, laugh, hurl.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

Storm Chasers: the team gets more than they bargain for after catching the biggest, baddest Storm of them all. Battered, beaten, their equipment in ruins they must then face the rigors of the criminal justice system as they face stalking and trespassing charges. Starring Halle Berry as Ororo Munroe.

Strom Chasers: oh, never mind.

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The Lost Beastie Boys: They've got to fight...for their right...to BIIITE!!

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

The Strange Case of Benjamen's Buttonhole: Watch the room clear as Benjamen stuffs his buttonhole with magic compost and his wilted carnation revert to a seed. Rated X for adult content. Not recommended for viewing with smell-o-vision.

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I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
DETAILS: Where the Devil waits to ensnare the unprepared!
Remember. Just because I'm sure doesn't mean I'm right.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

Ghostwriterbusters: the boys are back and zapping those usually anonymous writers thus forcing people to actually write their own books. Overnight, the publishing industry stops putting out all political and celebrity books. Trouble is brewing, though, as the ghost writers band together giving all their powers to Alan Dean Foster for an ultimate power showdown. Disaster is averted at the last second as the giant ADF is given the novelization rights to the movie just as he is about to demolish the Doubleday offices.

* sorry, mike. I saw what you wrote on the Not Reading thread and couldn't resist *

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Queen of the Darned.

A secret clan of sock puppets conspire to take over the Bad Astronomy and Universe Today forum

The Strange Case of Benjamin's Bellybutton: How much of a lint trap was it? Watch the movie and find out.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

A Liver Runs Through It: scathing documentary on organ running in America. Narrated by Emily Litella.

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Still ~95% content-free.

And starring Cheddar Cheese.
Nevermind.

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

One Earth, One Sky - IYA 2009
All moderation in purple

Welcome back, Swift! I hope you get to stick around for awhile this time.

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A Ribbon Runs Through It: Starring Martha Stewart wrapping and ribboning gifts for all of Baltimore. Run time: 15 hours, 3 minutes.

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My beautiful city (the view from my front window).

He once was a true love of mine (before turning to the Dark Side).

Sarah Palin and Tall: After consuming a slice of cake the former governor increases to outsized dimensions. When asked why she did it she held up the box the cake was in so everyone could see the writing on it and read, "Eat me."

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There is room for an existential shiver in the dark between the stars.