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Old 16-May-2008, 01:12 PM
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Make a slight change to a movie title to create something that should never be seen.

Speedo Racer: you get the picture.

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Star Warts: Luke needs a visit to the dermatologist!

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Hitchcock adds suspense to sled dog racing.
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Monster tries to destroy New York but gets stuck and dies on an interstate highway instead.
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Lordy! Look at them Rings!..... a country white trash musical based on Lord of the Rings.
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LOL of the Rings: Cats in cute poses and with fractured syntax attempt to destroy the One Ring. ("I can haz ring of pwner!")

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chronicles of ridiculous : silly out takes from Pitch Black.
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A Fistful of Dullards - Clint Eastwood's Neighbour stars in this tale about the perils of being an insurance adjuster in the old west

The Stink - a group of plumbers cheat a rival group and steal a really great contract to install blackwater drains

The Naked Nun series - probably needs no description!

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Just saw this last night: There Will Be Mud

It was about early oil field workers mucking about, based on a story by Upton Sinclair.
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"Hello... good evening..... and where am I?"
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tar wars : a battle of two contract companies (Darth inc and Jedi corp) fighting for the contract to redo the busy motorways!
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Jurasssic pork : DNA taken from a mosquitto and implanted in a ....... hmmmmmm..... pig and it goes wild and eats people........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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The Horus: Three bicurious women travel to Egypt to study the mythology behind this ancient god.

(movie reference: The Hours)

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