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Tomorrow I hope I find better threads to post in. (Just joking Eric, I was just carrying on with what you said)
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Today I went to work.
Tomorrow I won't! (National day. W00t!) ![]()
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Today I did the shopping.
Tomorrow I want to ride my bike! yeay!!!!!!
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Today it was a first for you then!!!!!! EndeavorRX7Tomorrow you will be back to normal!!! ![]()
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Today I cleaned a bathroom.
Tomorrow I wish I didn't have to finish the rest of the house (company's coming, soon...)
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Today, I finally got a part for equipment I work with; it will be fully operational very shortly!
Tomorrow, I would like to enjoy the nice weather we're having in our part of the country!
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Today I met with Senior management to create a new job for myself
Tomorrow I wish my ideas become lodged in their brains
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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found. -- Bender |
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Also, an old one from my design days....
Todays Format Tomorrows Doormat!
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There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse..... I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming..... So I had to hit her with this purse I found. -- Bender |
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